Please don't ever buy this for your child...
Oh snaps.
Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?
Monday, April 30, 2012
Hello Kitty Airlines
Eva Airlines and Sanrio teamed up to make a Hello Kitty themed aircraft. I want a Spice Girls one please!
Mark's Google Chrome Plea
Have you seen the new Google Chrome ad? Mark is asking for Jen's forgiveness and a second chance. First, watch this:
Then check out Jen's response...OUCH.
Dear Mark,
Awwwe hell no! Save your digital Amelie bullshit for some new girl that doesn’t know better than to read it as red flag to your inability to be real or connect on any real and human level.
This isn’t “out of the blue.” I know you and Caroline broke up. I know you can’t stand being by yourself for a second. The only thing I don’t know is if I’m the only person you made a ‘project’ like this for since your Facebook status change last week.
This isn’t “out of the blue.” I know you and Caroline broke up. I know you can’t stand being by yourself for a second. The only thing I don’t know is if I’m the only person you made a ‘project’ like this for since your Facebook status change last week.
That little clip of the sock waking me up doesn’t remind me of ‘fun times.’ It reminds me that you couldn’t do anything fun without documenting it, you couldn’t enjoy a fucking moment, or have a moment of intimacy. I alone was never enough.
As for you getting our friends involved, now they’ve failed. I’m the villain and you’re the little wounded bird? Typical. Just like your assumption on our first date that I was a snob and pissy because you took me to Big Jim’s Taco Tent. I was pissed because you were on your phone the whole time playing Words with Mild Acquaintances. I see now all your passive aggressive manipulations, I spent our second date going on roller coasters, which I hate, trying to prove that I wasn’t the snob you set me up to be. The second date wasn’t perfect. Nothing was.
Fuck Off,
Jennifer
PS - I suggest you delete this ASAP, because I might accidentally leave it open for Anthony to read, and you’ve pretty much outlined every place he can find you to beat your ass.
PS - I suggest you delete this ASAP, because I might accidentally leave it open for Anthony to read, and you’ve pretty much outlined every place he can find you to beat your ass.
[okay this might be fake, but still...I'm entertained.]
Meow - the 39 pound cat
I want this cat.
Here's Anderson Cooper with the "healthy" feline...and guess what! She's up for adoption!!
Here's Anderson Cooper with the "healthy" feline...and guess what! She's up for adoption!!
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Yoga by Animals
You like yoga? Well so do animals. It's a sad day when a bear is more flexible than I am.
Check out the rest HERE
Jimmy Kimmel and President Obama deliver the news
It's SLOW JAM time! NOICE. This is why I love our fucking President.
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Discover America
The new commercial for the official USA travel site is pretty great - gays, people of all ethnicities. Pretty cool! Finally...
I would travel to the US if I saw this commercial, would you?
Carlton does a flash mob
Alfonso Ribiero (yes, Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) did a random flash mob over the weekend where he did the infamous Carlton dance. Too bad no one really cared...
I'm surprised America hasn't jumped on this wagon...
May I present to you, the Cheeseburger Crusted Pizza...yup. For now it's only available in the Middle East but I expect this to be all the rage here in America in about 2.5 seconds after word gets out and we become jealous. Don't get it? Check out the video...WOW.
Google Drive has arrived!
A hard drive in the sky...FINALLY. Here's Google's latest storage product...
The $500 sticker
I don't know about you, but I am constantly thinking to myself, "Man I wish this room just had another door." Well I'm in luck! This sticker door exists! Oh and it's only $460. Best Deal EVERRRRR.
WTF.
WTF.
Captil Hill Block Party 2012
One of my favorite music festivals in Seattle - the lineup looks great! Who's down?!
Monday, April 23, 2012
Baby Sloths
These are the types of creatures that make me do a weird "holy shit that's so cute but I don't want my co-workers to know what i'm looking at" kind of laugh.
Friday, April 20, 2012
The 3 second rule
Am I stoned already? Is this real? How do people make these videos?! Best part is cameltoe at 1:25. Thanks for the video Gina!
3 second rule/Lisa Gail from Khoi Pham on Vimeo.
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Eau de Macbook
For the truly obsessed Apple fans...
Here's a scent that someone created for an art exhibit - it captures what you first smell when unwrapping your new $1,000 toy...
The description?
The smell of the plastic wrap covering the box, printed ink on the cardboard, the smell of paper and plastic components within the box and of course the aluminum laptop which has come straight from the factory where it was assembled in China.
Ahhhh memories...
Here's a scent that someone created for an art exhibit - it captures what you first smell when unwrapping your new $1,000 toy...
The description?
The smell of the plastic wrap covering the box, printed ink on the cardboard, the smell of paper and plastic components within the box and of course the aluminum laptop which has come straight from the factory where it was assembled in China.
Ahhhh memories...
Magic Mike - A male stripper movie
Here's the trailer. Fun fact: It's based on Channing Tatum's (who stars in it) early years as a stripper...awkward.
I absolutely hate when this happens!
If you sit in an office all day, you know exactly what I'm talking about...
[PS The internets are really slow today...boring...]
The Most Downloaded Man
This guy's stock image is used ALL THE TIME. He's the most downloaded man...This is interesting.
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Marvin's Room
I'm still obsessed with this song from Drake...but there are so many good versions out there! Here are some of my faves...
Hot Problems
No no no no no no. Are you fucking kidding me?
Hot girls have so much problems...
Come back Rebecca Black...
Hot girls have so much problems...
Come back Rebecca Black...
Victoria Beckham's birthday cake
Is this even a cake? It's a fucking plate of fruit. How depressing. Happy Birthday Victoria!
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Paul McCartney's "My Valentine"
Simple. Beautiful. Natalie Portman and Johnny Depp. The song is...aiiiiight.
Mexican Pointy Boots
Fucking RIDICULOUS...
I want to watch this documentary. As a hipster, I will bring these into fruition in LA.
I want to watch this documentary. As a hipster, I will bring these into fruition in LA.
The Next Movie Trailer Guy
He's only 14! Umm...I love that 1) This is a job and 2) It's this kids dream job...
Happy Tuesday!
Sorry for the lack of posts yesterday - Mondays are the bratWORST.
Remember this?? I can't believe this aired!
Remember this?? I can't believe this aired!
Monday, April 16, 2012
Tupac performed at Coachella
Ok I still think he's alive - why didn't he just really perform? Anyway, technology is fucking amazing these days. Check out his Halogram perform with Snoop...
When I die I would like to be a Halogram and go clubbing...
When I die I would like to be a Halogram and go clubbing...
Friday, April 13, 2012
Be an extra in Romi's music video!
Friends + Lovers,
We're working with Romi again (Casa Por Vida, The Real L Word) on her latest music video and we need your help! Come join us on Sunday, April 15 at 12 noon. The shoot is going to be at The Factory/Ultra Suede/The Robertson in West Hollywood (652 North La Peer Drive). Wardrobe is basic Club Attire. Please bring a few options so that we can choose what works best - no name brands should be showing. Again, if you have any friends that are 21+ please feel free to bring them - the more the merrier! Contact WorkItLA@gmail.com for more info!
Oh hey, thanks guys!
We're working with Romi again (Casa Por Vida, The Real L Word) on her latest music video and we need your help! Come join us on Sunday, April 15 at 12 noon. The shoot is going to be at The Factory/Ultra Suede/The Robertson in West Hollywood (652 North La Peer Drive). Wardrobe is basic Club Attire. Please bring a few options so that we can choose what works best - no name brands should be showing. Again, if you have any friends that are 21+ please feel free to bring them - the more the merrier! Contact WorkItLA@gmail.com for more info!
Oh hey, thanks guys!
Coca Cola's "Hug Me" Machines
Part of their "Open Happiness" campaign, you can hug these Coca Cola machines for a free can! This is awesome - I want one here...
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