Oh snaps.

Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Thursday, May 3, 2012

The Sorority Squat

Guilty.
Every girl does the "Sorority squat".  Why???  Are we doing a door chant?  No.  Ladies - just because you're posing with a group of girls doesn't mean you have to squat...

[I will stop doing this.]




Amazing Lip Reading...

I'm kind of over Gotye's "Somebody that I used to know."  Thank god for this version!

Cute baby!

But you probably shouldn't bring her with you when you're doing a live interview...

You're doing it wrong!


I feel bad for Dr. Hedgeh


Peek-A-Boo

Sunglasses. These are beyond stupid. And that mustache is creepy.


Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Gay is okay - in rap form!

Love this guy...his name is Adair and he raps about homophobia. "It doesn't just get better, it gets awesome, homie." Oh and this guy is Christian and from Texas. Slowly but surely...progress...

Speaking of Ke$ha...

Here's a pretty classy cover of Tik Tok. And the singer is Allison Williams (Brian Williams' daughter and currently starring in HBO's "Girls").

America...

...no thoughts.

But hey!  Ke$ha is back!






Damn.

The answer is yes, yes I FEEL OLD.


Oompa Loompa Extreme

And by kind of I mean darker than the entire Jersey Shore house put together. This chick was arrested for taking her 5 yr old daughter into a tanning bed.


Candy Eggs

Pretzels, White Chocolate, & M&M's....How are people this creative. I'll be making these asap.



Tuesday, May 1, 2012

BIG NEWS


Sleeping Couples

It's all about the Cliffhanger...EVERY night...


Instant Date

I want an instant date!  This idea is genius...

This made me laugh...

Yup, it's one of those days...


Jessica Simpson FINALLY has her baby

Seriously, homegirl has been pregnant for like 2 years.  FINALLY!  The "singer" gave birth to a baby girl who she named Maxwell Drew Johnson.  Yes, this is a girl.  She was 9 lbs 13 oz.  Ugh, I miss pregnant Jessica Simpson already!


Kate Upton does the Cat Daddy

Holy...


THIS is how you ice fish...

Those Russians are pretty bad ass...must be the vodka courage...

Oh Mariah...

Nice toe.