Oh snaps.

Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Friday, January 20, 2012

If there's one video you watch today,

PLEASE have it be this...stay young, folks!

Debates would be so much more interesting...

...if they were like this.  This is old, but it's oh-so-good.

Just get your kid a FB bed.

Start their cyberstalking early!  It's complete with a computer/desk



Of course he can sing.

This is adorable. Obama singing Al Green? Yes please!

SOPA & PIPA ON HOLD!

The SOPA & PIPA bills have been postponed in US Congress!

INTERNETS REJOICE!


Costa Concordia

No this is not a deleted scene from the Titanic - this is someone's personal recording from the Costa Concordia  as it started to sink off the Tuscan Coast. Not only have lives been lost and people are missing, but this ship is currently sinking into Italy's largest marine protected area with several thousands of gallons of fuel oil and diesel aboard.



Check out more images HERE


RIP Etta James.

The famous singer has passed away at the age of 73 after having complications from leukemia.  Here's one of my favorites - At Last.  RIP Etta James.

Seattle, I miss you.

And I kind of want to go back just to play in the snow with you. If you've never been to Seattle, I highly encourage you to go for a visit.  I know Seattle isn't a New York or a Miami or a Chicago, but I guarantee that if you visit, you will see that it is a hidden gem - you will be greeted by people who smile at you, ask you how you're doing.  Smelling the crisp air will make you realize how polluted LA really is.  Being able to drive to a beach, a forest, a different country - all in one day.  Seattle, you are really being missed right now.  Oh - and did I mention 3 hours South is where young people go to retire?  Yup.

Zebra Dance

Maybe it's because I got to work at 6:45 this morning. Or because it's Friday.....or maybe this dancing zebra really is this entertaining. Regardless, I'm intrigued. This zebra would kick my ass in zumba class.

Gingrich: 1 - CNN: 0

I don't care what your political stance - you can't help but appreciate someone who stands up for themselves and their family.



CNN you just got pwned.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

HOW DID WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS

Folks.  I apologize.  It's Thursday and I'm just NOW talking about Lana del Rey's performance of "Video Games" on SNL aka the worst performance ever on SNL.  Did you guys see it?  It was just filled with hipster awkwardness...

If you don't know who Lana del Rey is, it's probably because you're not a hipster.  Hence why all of us are going crazy about this performance!  What happened?!  I seriously saw this and thought it was a skit on SNL.  Oh poor girl...FYI She was also the 2nd person ever to be invited to perform on the show before her album drops.  It was a big risk - she should have stayed home...

Happiest. Dog. Ever

If only I woke up every morning feeling this rejuvenated....

Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

Mash up.  With movie scenes.  Fucking genius.

You're welcome.

I wrote this.
[not really...but I should have].

You Win Internet, You Always Do.

Sites went dark. Wikipedia shut down. High School kids cried for hours on end.

BUT - look what was accomplished.

Guy Eats an Entire Onion...

while listening to Beyonce's "put a ring on it." I'm not sure what compels one to wake up in the morning and say "Hey! I'm gonna eat an onion today....and listen to Beyonce" - but this guy did. And for that we thank you.


PUT AN ONION RING ON IT from Adam J. Kurtz on Vimeo.

What a killjoy.

I hear it's been dumping snow the past week in Seattle - glad I got out of there while I could!  Enjoy your Snow Day of a week Seattle!!  Hopefully you won't run into any killjoys...

Even cats have relationship problems.

Cats are sluts, yo.

Kramer listens to Skrillex

Ah if only Dubstep had been around during Seinfeld production days....it would've explained a lot about Kramer

This girl will be in rehab in a year.

I'm scared of her.