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Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Monday, June 18, 2012

Happy Father's Day!

...well not for Woody Allen.  His son with Mia Farrow totes called him out on Twitter.  If you don't know, Woody Allen's wife used to be his step-daughter.  Yup, don't think I could forget about this either...




Friday, June 15, 2012

HOLY...

I want one of these bacon turtles!


Thursday, June 14, 2012

Chaddy is the best...on drugs.

I mean, I can listen to him forever. What a guy!

Welp,

This is what happens when you're a father giving a speech at your daughter's wedding...

If loving this song is too much,

...then I don't want to be right!  Here are more covers of Call Me Maybe... Shirtless men and Corgis!  Corgis!!




Art History

Now with cats. 

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Amazing. Oh Lionel.


Runway Model Fails

This is kind of sad but also hilarious.





Bieber's new song

It's called "Maria" and it's about the whole pregnancy scandal the Biebs was part of a few months ago. Billie Jean...

Remember Chocolate Rain?

Well he's back! And this time, he did Call Me Maybe!!! Personally, I think it sounds like farts, but whatever, I LOVE EVERY VERSION OF THIS SONG.



And here's the original Chocolate Rain...

World's Longest Burp

History in the making!  The longest burp - 18.1 seconds.  Tim Janus is the World Burping Champion.  Listen to him talk about his strategy.  Dude, it's just a burp.


Edward and Bella's daughter

Here's a sneak peek of Renesmee, Edward and Bella's daughter...I mean, she looks like she has a nice forehead!


Groupon will name your baby for $1000

Best Deal EVER.

NOT.  WTF.  1 Person bought it.  I need to find this person.  What if the name Groupon chose for your kid was "John".


Our friend's Save The Date

Me and Corey's really good friend is getting married.  Here's their original Save The Date...pretty fucking good if you ask me!


A Message from Trayvon Martin's Dad

Let's not forget what happened.

It's getting hot in here,

So take off all your ROBES.

Your ROBES.
WTF.

Mike Tyson's tribute to Lebron James

Terrible. I will never understand why Mike Tyson is still famous.

Dear White People,

Omg, this is amazing.  Listen up white people!


Carrie Underwood Speaks Out

In a recent interview with the Independent UK newspaper, Carrie Underwood spoke out in support of gay marriage. In her interview, she stated:

 "As a married person myself, I don't know what it's like to be told I can't marry somebody I love and want to marry," Underwood told the Independent. "I can't imagine how that must feel. I definitely think we should all have the right to love, and love publicly, the people that we want to love."

It's great to see one of the world's largest Country stars speaking the truth. Unfortunately, backlash is coming from some very angry, very conservative fans on Twitter and Facebook. Let's hope their words get lost in the world of social media, and that Carrie starts a positive trend in the world of Country Music. 


Incase You Haven't Heard...

19-year-old Miley [aka Destiny Hope] Cyrus is now engaged to actor Liam Hemsworth, who is 22 years old.

Fun fact-I just read that Miley's net worth is somewhere around 120 million dollars. Liam's? 1.5 million. Better sign a prenup, homegirl.