WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO GIVE THIS BITCH A SINGLE?? EVEN WORSE, ONE THAT SHE RAPS ON?!!
Angelina, the famed Staten Island Ferry (everyone takes a free ride) of the Jersey Shore has "leaked" her single entitled "I'm hot." Well, no Angelina, you're not hot. You should be ashamed of yourself for attempting to be a singer...err, I mean, a rapper. Who the fuck do you think you are?! I swear, where are they handing out record deals? What neighborhood should I be hanging out at to get myself a single? I don't know why I'm so angry about this, but this bitch has got to be kidding me. Who is playing this cruel cruel joke on us?!! I'm waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out any minute now...
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