Hey, remember when I applied to be CHARLIE SHEEN'S INTERN? Well, I got invited to Round 2!!! HAHAHAHAHA This is fucking hilarious. In the application, they asked you to write in 74 characters or less why I would be a WINNING intern. My reply? I'd rather work for Charlie than be Ashton Kutcher's pussy VP. (If you don't know, Ashton Kutcher has some ridiculous contest to become the VP of his company). Apparently Team Charlie really hates the Kutcher. Welp, next round it is!!