Overheard on Gchat...

Corey:  Merc, I don't get the penis map.
Me:  It's based on size.
Corey: ...
Me:  Look at the Asian countries vs. the African countries.
Corey:  OH! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Me:  C'mon.  You needed a lesbian to figure that shit out?  WOW MOM WOW.