Monday, April 25, 2011

The Top Highest Earning Reality Stars

I'm shocked with most of this list.  Last I check, it's 2011 and most of these mofos are nobodies now.

Kendra Wilkinson - $2 million
Hugh Hefner's ex on The Girls Next Door, married to NFL player and now shakes her butt on Dancing with the Stars

Pauly D - $2 million
Jersey Shore and a "DJ" (in quotes, because I doubt he's a real dj)

Khloe Kardashian - $2.5 millin
A Kardashian.  Married to a Laker.  Nuff said.

The Situation - $3 million
Jersey Shore resident douchebag.

Kate Gosselin - $3.5 million
Formerly of Jon and Kate Plus 8, now it's just Kate Plus 8 and a new haircut.

Audrina Patridge - $3.5 million
Ceiling eyes on The Hills.  I have no idea what she does now.  Why is she on this list?


Bethenny Frankel - $4 million
Bravo reality star (a housewife) and now a diet "expert" because she wrote some books.

Lauren Conrad - $5 million
Started off on Laguna Beach, then The Hills and now she has her own fashion line and beauty website.  She lives in Huntington Beach with her dog Morgan and I see her every weekend.  Oh wait, that's Keripedia.  My bad.

Kim Kardashian - $6 million
A Kardashian.  Dates the brothas.  Made a sex tape.  Has a big booty.