This video, compiled and edited brilliantly by the
Miami New Times, gives me no hope for anything whatsoever. Each contestant was asked a series of questions before appearing in the Miss USA Pageant that recently took place in Las Vegas. They were asked about evolution, and some of the answers are astoundingly ridiculous. They were also asked to make the sounds of a motor boat/police siren, which the
Miami New Times mixed into their answers about evolution. My favorite parts include Miss Iowa stating, "I took evolution in college" and Miss Alabama exclaiming, "No I do not believe in evolution and it should not be taught in schools." Enjoy!