He sells his hair on craigslist! For $10,000 you can get 1/2 inch of his hair. Umm...WTF?!! Other things he has for sale:
- $500 sexy ice cream scoop (what does this mean...)
- $4000 hammock tanning bed
- $8000 3-story CD tower (oh perfect, because we all still listen to cds)
- $10000 for a lot of 50 fencing foils, 200 motorbikes, 50 saunas
- $5000 commemorative pizza stone.
What a fucking weirdo.