Friday, July 27, 2012

My Olympic Crushes.

Welp, it's that time again - time to drool over the hot athletes that are part of the Olympics.  Let's start off with the [future] love of my life - Lolo Jones.  Are you serious right now?  Umm................also, she's a virgin.  She's 29, is 1/4 of every ethnicity (duh) and is stinking hot.  I don't even know what she does - something with jumping and running or something.  But whatever, I'll be watching.



Up next is someone from my hometown - Hope Solo.  When I worked for Vitaminwater, I used to deliver product to her creepy house in the woods.  But nonetheless, she's so nice.  Fun fact:  She went to a high school dance with my brother.  



Finally, there's Michelle Jenneke.  Why?  Because before every race, she does a dance.  Slow motion pleeeease....