Fucking Hipsters (AKA most of my friends). They now have a mustache wax so you can delicately mold your mustache in any fashionable way you want. I first heard about this from my friend who said she saw it in Canada. Apparently it's all the rage. Mustaches are coming back in style! And it's not just for rapists! Hipsters everywhere are adoring the new stache and making it their "own". So mold away! I'm thinking about growing out my mustache just to try it out...
