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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Mariah Carey is a dumbass

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon announced the names of their twins - a boy and a girl.  They are --drumroll please-- Monroe Cannon and Morrocan Cannon.  Monroe was named after Marilyn Monroe and Morracan was named after a bedroom in Mariah's house.  I'm naming my child Toilet.