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Wednesday, June 15, 2011

The wedding is off!

Hugh Hefner is back on the market - ladies (ages 18-24) line up!  It has been confirmed...on Hugh's Twitter.  Do you really think he uses Twitter?  I feel like he spends most of his time sitting in line at the drug store to get Viagra, who has time to Tweet?  Well now he needs to find some other underaged blonde to marry.  PS It's rumored that Crystal was getting a weekly allowance from Hugh - before you get all excited, it was only $200.  HAHAHAHAHA.  Losers.

Posted by supermercado at 9:30 AM