Villagers and hunters have caught a one-ton saltwater crocodile in the Philippines (of course). ONE TON. They plan on making the croc a "star" and putting him in the middle of a ecotourism park. The croc was 21 feet long - they have been waiting for weeks to capture it (it supposedly has been attacking/killing fishermen lately). The 2,370 lb. croc is a male but they don't know how big his penis is yet.