The other night, I went to a bar to meet up with some friends I've known for quite awhile. One of them, Wylie, was celebrating the fact that his book came out. The funny thing is...NO ONE had a copy of it at this party. HAHAHAHA. Congrats though Wylie! I'm sure a ton of people will be reading it while they poop. I'm waiting for my FREE copy...just sayin'.
PS He informed me that his publisher gave a copy to Mark Zuckerberg. What did Wylie write to The Zuck? "If you can find a way to get my mom OFF of Facebook, I would be eternally grateful."