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Friday, February 3, 2012

Let's Talk About Sex

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Step 2. Read and enjoy the (weird & slightly disturbing) facts....


Having Sex Can Make Women Look More Attractive 

When women have sex their estrogen levels double, making their hair shinier and skin softer. Estrogen seems to be the fountain of youth for women. Additionally, increased blood flow from an orgasm makes their cheeks more rosy and their lips redder –although, apparently, only in warmer temperatures. 

Sperm is Surprisingly Nutritious

At around 15 calories per “serving,” sperm contains the same protein as the white of a large egg, along with vitamin C, calcium, magnesium, potassium, vitamin B12 and zinc. 

Diet Can Affect the Flavor of Semen

As it turns out, sugary fruits like kiwi, watermelon and pineapple make semen taste lighter, while beer and coffee leave it with a strong, bitter flavor. Meat and fish can make it taste more buttery, while acidic fruits like cranberries, plums and liquors can give it a sugary flavor. Whatever you do, don't chug milk before hitting the hay as dairy can cause semen to taste foul due to its high bacterial levels.