Welp, it's that time again - time to drool over the hot athletes that are part of the Olympics. Let's start off with the [future] love of my life - Lolo Jones. Are you serious right now? Umm................also, she's a virgin. She's 29, is 1/4 of every ethnicity (duh) and is stinking hot. I don't even know what she does - something with jumping and running or something. But whatever, I'll be watching.
Up next is someone from my hometown - Hope Solo. When I worked for Vitaminwater, I used to deliver product to her creepy house in the woods. But nonetheless, she's so nice. Fun fact: She went to a high school dance with my brother.
Finally, there's Michelle Jenneke. Why? Because before every race, she does a dance. Slow motion pleeeease....
