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Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Nicki Minaj vs. Mariah Carey

If you haven't heard, Nicki Minaj has been feuding with Mariah Carey on the American Idol set.  Take a look at the video/audio below but you might not be able to make things out - here's what you should be listening for:


Nicki: “You think I’m playin’, get your big ass on up and go. Bitch you can go… Bitch you can go… Bitch you can go! Say one more thing to me!
Nicki: “And if you’ve got a fucking problem, handle it. I told them I’m not fucking putting up with your fucking highness over there.”
Mariah: “Oh Why, why, why do I have a three year old sitting around me?”
Nicki: “I’m not sitting here for 20 million having her look down here, reprimanding everyday. No.”
Mariah: “I can’t see my kids because you decided to act like a little crazy bitch and go all around the stage.”
Nicki: “Go see them now, go. You’re boring as hell.”