Oh snaps.
Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?
Friday, March 29, 2013
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Ke$ha's New Reality Show
I. WILL. BE. WATCHING. THIS.
I have no shame. This looks like a train wreck. All it needs is a cameo from Amanda Bynes...
I have no shame. This looks like a train wreck. All it needs is a cameo from Amanda Bynes...
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Oh great.
Amanda Bynes has been really active on Twitter lately. I think we found our new Ke$ha!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, March 25, 2013
Thursday, March 21, 2013
The Rumors Have Started
We'll probably be hearing a lot of weird baby name options for Kim and Kanye's wee one in the coming weeks, and first up will definitely remain one of my favorites. The rumored name is...(drum roll) NORTH. Which, yes, would make the child's full name North West.
Is it just me or is that freaking fantastic? What could be a better name for the child of two sensational lunatics?
Skinny Skinny Jeans
Umm...American Eagle is taking it a bit too far with their "AE Skinny Skinnys". These are ridiculous. I can see everything...EVERYTHING.
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
The Next Destiny's Child
Holy shit. These girls are REALLY good. I think they should be the next Destiny's Child. Beyonce's dad better discover them quick! PS Clearly the one in the back is Michelle.
Add it to the collection!
Here is Lindsay Lohan's latest mugshot! Damn, she needs to get these all framed.
Kate Upton is going to Prom?
This guy made a cute little video asking Kate Upton to his prom and she's actually considering it!! Ugh, why didn't YouTube exist when I was in high school - I could have gone to prom with Freddie Prinze Jr.!!!
Justin Timberlake's "Mirrors"
A touching tribute to his grandparents William and Sadie who were married for 63 years. J Timberlake - you are still a gentleman! This is so cute.
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
James Franco's Spring Breakers Character
He based the character from a Florida White Rapper named Dangeruss. Yup. My personal fave song of his is called "My fork." It's about his fork.
Femmes: A Tragedy
My good friend Gina Young has a new play coming out next weekend. If you've seen Tales of a Fourth Grade Lesbo, then you'll love this! Make sure to check it out and get your tickets QUICK - this will sell out!
FEMMES: A TRAGEDY
written and directed by Gina Young
A new full-length drama from the creators of Tales of a Fourth Grade Lesbo.
Femmes: A Tragedy reimagines Clare Booth Luce's 1936 play The Women against a backdrop of contemporary femme lesbian (sub)culture. When the curator of a burlesque show’s polyamorous girlfriend drops her overnight for a hot bartender, her friends-- an activist, an academic and a party promoter-- are thrown into girl/girl competition despite their best feminist intentions, and are ultimately forced to parse the ways butch/femme relationships do or don't replicate heterosexual stereotypes.
MARCH 22 + 23
8:30 PM SHARP
HIGHWAYS PERFORMANCE SPACE
1651 18th Street Santa Monica CA 90404
Starring:
Sara Ann Buccolo
Arielle McFadden
Kristelle Monterrosa
Devri Richmond
Sarah Dryden
Alessandra Pinkston
Christine Treibel
Olivia Bellafontaine
Lights:
Ed Cha
Sets:
Zumi Mizokami
BUY TICKETS NOW!
THIS SHOW WILL SELL OUT, SO PLEASE BUY YOUR TICKETS TODAY.
Photos and graphic design by Erica Rae Brown.
Monday, March 18, 2013
Lil Wayne
If you haven't heard - Lil Wayne is in the hospital because he's been having seizure from his sizzurp. I hope the lil guy is okay - also, he really needs to stop this whole sizzurp thing. How old is he, 13?
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan was supposed to go to jail for a couple of years - but of course, the lucky bitch got 90 days in rehab. I'm sorry, but rehab is NOT jail - free food, massages, cell phone privileges, etc. In fact, this is probably an UPGRADE from her current life of living at her mom's house...
Friday, March 15, 2013
Thursday, March 14, 2013
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