Spend your entire $1,000 tax return at Whispers Strip Club in La Feria, Texas
or
Get arrested for filing a false report to the police that you were robbed at gunpoint by six gunmen in two trucks in an effort to avoid telling your wife you blew $1,000 at the strip club?
(Jesus Mata Jr, a 21-year-old Texan, recently got arrested for calling the police and making up an intricate story about being robbed in an effort to avoid telling his wife he blew $1,000 at Whispers Strip Club.)
or
Get arrested for filing a false report to the police that you were robbed at gunpoint by six gunmen in two trucks in an effort to avoid telling your wife you blew $1,000 at the strip club?
(Jesus Mata Jr, a 21-year-old Texan, recently got arrested for calling the police and making up an intricate story about being robbed in an effort to avoid telling his wife he blew $1,000 at Whispers Strip Club.)