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Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
"Sketch of Paris"
The underside of Paris--raw, ordinary, seductive--is difficult to find amid notoriously beautiful visions of the City of Light.
In his latest collection, "Sketch of Paris," Swedish photographer J.H. Engstrom reveals a counter-Paris, one you haven't see in a Woody Allen movie.
The images are stunning and refreshing. If you dig 'em, see more of his recent book here.
In his latest collection, "Sketch of Paris," Swedish photographer J.H. Engstrom reveals a counter-Paris, one you haven't see in a Woody Allen movie.
The images are stunning and refreshing. If you dig 'em, see more of his recent book here.
Happy National Cat Day!!
Today is the day of all days, my friends- National Cat Day!
If you happen to be living in New York, San Francisco or Seattle, you can celebrate National Cat in the best way possible: by playing with live kittens, sent directly from your office via Uber.
Yep, Uber has partnered with meme site Cheezburger and local animal shelters in the 3 cities to deliver kittens to your office for 15 minutes to play with by texting the word KITTENS via Uber's app. They're also throwing in a batch of cupcakes from the Ace of Cakes for you to enjoy while you play with kittens.
All in all, it costs $20, and all proceeds will be donated to said animal shelters.
What are you waiting for NY, SF and Seattle... KITTENS!!
If you happen to be living in New York, San Francisco or Seattle, you can celebrate National Cat in the best way possible: by playing with live kittens, sent directly from your office via Uber.
Yep, Uber has partnered with meme site Cheezburger and local animal shelters in the 3 cities to deliver kittens to your office for 15 minutes to play with by texting the word KITTENS via Uber's app. They're also throwing in a batch of cupcakes from the Ace of Cakes for you to enjoy while you play with kittens.
All in all, it costs $20, and all proceeds will be donated to said animal shelters.
What are you waiting for NY, SF and Seattle... KITTENS!!
Packers Clothing
For a bit last night, if you went to Sears.com and searched for "Packers Clothing" you could have seen the below hacker's heaven. AMAZING.
Monday, October 28, 2013
Thursday, October 24, 2013
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Ja Rule: Master Chef?
Last night on SiriusXM's "Food Talk," Ja Rule, who was a guest alongside Guy Fieri and Bobby Flay (???), declared that he wanted to put out a cookbook full of his prison microwave recipes!
Ja Rule told the show's host that he can "cook anything and everything in the microwave." And you know what, I believe him. He noted that he is especially skilled in cooking microwaved lasagne and cheesecake.
Time to pre-order that shit!!
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Good grades = proud parents.
REALLY fucking proud parents. This is so adorable but I can't help think what kind of shitty grades this kid got in the past...
KimYe gets engaged
Kanye popped the big question to Kim Kardashian last night, renting out the AT&T Stadium in San Francisco and inviting close friends and family. Girrrrrrrr where was my invite? Is it terrible that I thought he would do something way BIGGER for this epic proposal? Kongrats Kim and Kanye!
Thursday, October 10, 2013
This Is Real
I REPEAT, THIS IS REAL. And also maybe the most adorable thing I've ever seen. Someone get me a bear!
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
If you don't like Miley Cyrus...
You will probably love her after watching this acapella version she did for Jimmy Fallon featuring the Roots. WHOA. AMAZING.
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Just watched Paris Hilton's new music video...
Step 1: Watch.
Step 2: Post your reaction... (mine is below).
Her song is called "Good Time" and it was NOT a good time watching it...Although, Lil Wayne is pretty good in it...
Step 2: Post your reaction... (mine is below).
Her song is called "Good Time" and it was NOT a good time watching it...Although, Lil Wayne is pretty good in it...
Kris and Bruce are donezo!
After 22 years of marriage, Kris and Bruce Jenner are separated! Why? Probably because Kris is obsessed with her daughters and probably because Bruce is obsessed with his floppy hair. But let us not forget this AMAZING video they made back in the 80's...We will miss you Bruce (I say this because you know his ass won't be on the show anymore...).
Monday, October 7, 2013
In the year 2050
National Geographic predicts that the average American will look like this by the year 2050.
I hope I'm still alive, I hope I'm still alive, I hope I'm still alive...
I hope I'm still alive, I hope I'm still alive, I hope I'm still alive...
We all know what you used to be...
Umm...if you're going to buy a Pizza Hut and turn it into a different restaurant, you should probably make some changes...
Japanese Techno Pop Rock is the best
Never heard of it? Well check out World Order. Yes, they are old Japanese men, but that's not the point. The point is that this is better than K Pop (yes, I said it) and these old guys are really good at dancing! Kind of obsessed with this...
Miley Cyrus - An Emoji Story
This is pretty spot on. It's embarrassing if you actually understand it. I did.
And I'm embarrassed.
And I'm embarrassed.
Music Monday
What happens when Miley Cyrus mashes up with Mumford and Sons? PURE GOLD. That's what. Also, I hope you caught Miley on the Today Show at 7AM this morning. WOW.
Sunday, October 6, 2013
Miley joins the Republican Party
Ok so this was probably the best part of Miley's hosting gig on Saturday Night Live. LOVED everything about this! I can't wait to see what Fox News has to say about this...
Friday, October 4, 2013
Lauryn Hill was released from prison today
I wish she went to jail for winning too many choral competitions with Whoopi Goldberg, but alas, it's for tax fraud. And while she was in jail, she wrote some music! At first I was really excited because The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill is probably the best album ever (besides Spice World), but then I heard the first song she released and got really scared. Take a listen and decide for yourself.
Finally...
There are Hello Kitty contact lenses! I've been waiting for these for YEARS (not really). If you really want to impress your friends at Hot Topic, they're only $100 for a pair.
Halloween Costume Idea!
This month we will be bringing you some amazing costume ideas! Here's our first one -
A SEXY PIZZA.
Guys, a SEXY PIZZA. If you so choose to be a SEXY PIZZA, you can get your costume HERE. WOW.
A SEXY PIZZA.
Guys, a SEXY PIZZA. If you so choose to be a SEXY PIZZA, you can get your costume HERE. WOW.
Scarlett Johansson Fell Down
Oh no! Scareltt Johansson fell down! And the internet Gods have answered with these amazing photoshop skills!
Here's the original:
Here's the original:
The Voice of Siri
This bitch is real. Does anyone have her real address so I can contact her for getting me lost all the time? Susan Bennett = Siri. Mind Blowing.
Thursday, October 3, 2013
"I quit."
Now THIS is how you quit a job. It's ironic that she worked for a company that produced viral videos...and this is now a viral video. Hats off to Marina Shifrin! (I don't know why I said "Hats off").
It's Miley's World, We just live in it.
Jesus. She did it again. Miley teamed up with photographer Terry Richardson (again) and this time, the photos are (not really a surprise), shocking. I mean, the below photo is the safest one. To see the others, read more. Lawdy.
Netflix Binge
Work sucks. But our blog doesn't. Take a much needed vacation and Netflix binge on some our favorite movies/shows that you can watch (FOR FREE) on Netflix this weekend. Yes, they are about work, but the best part is that you aren't working, so there's a 120% chance that you'll enjoy them a bit more. Here are our top picks!
(UK Edition)
Way better than the US edition, which says a lot because, the US version was REALLY good.
The movie that launched Kevin Smith’s career. It’s a day in the life of a pair of friends who work in a strip mall. You’d be surprised how entertaining this is. Follow these twentysomethings who spend their days working a non-fulfilling job. If this sounds familiar, you need to celebrate HARD on Labor Day!
I know you’re already singing the Dolly Parton song in your head, but if you haven’t seen this, it’s a MUST SEE. See what happens when 3 sassy ladies accidentally poison their boss. Jane Fonda (!), Lily Tomlin (!) and Dolly Parton (!!!) star in this unforgettable cult classic.
I know, it’s a bit ridiculous, but sometimes you need to just laugh at stupid jokes. And this movie does exactly that. Sometimes we like to wear tiny coats when watching this…
You thought your job was stressful? Just watch a few episodes of this and you’ll feel a lot better.
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