Alright, here it is: VMA Fashion. Or as I like to call it, 'Celebrities having the chance to wear potentially awesome and expensive outfits to a highly publicized event and then ruining everything by wearing stupid, stupid things.'
Enjoy!
Katy Perry kicks things off in this 'record breaking' catastrophe.
Nicki Minaj wears something that is indescribably moronic.
Britney Spears is still winning awards at these things and showing up in what appears to be a poorly thought out dominatrix ensemble.
Some lesbian showed up wearing leopard shoes with red pants.
And they actually invited this Jersey Shore star and she wore this fuckin' too-small-yet-obnoxiously-prideful sequined thing.
And Lady Gaga dressed up as a man named Jo Calderone.
LE SIGH.
