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Friday, August 12, 2011

What's in a name?


Thank god these bitches changed their names...they're horrible!  Fun Fact:  My parents originally wanted to name me Jennifer.  And if I was a boy, I was going to be named Oscar.

Onika Tanya Maraj...NICKI MINAJ

James Todd Smith...LL COOL J

Amanda Lee Rogers...PORTIA DE ROSSI

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta...LADY GAGA

Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel...SEAL.

Eileen Regina Edwards...SHANIA TWAIN.

Tara Leigh Patrick...CARMEN ELECTRA.

Caryn Elaine Johnson...WHOOPI GOLDBERG

Natalie Hershlag...NATALIE PORTMAN.

Olivia Cockburn...OLIVIA WILDE.