Oh snaps.

Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Friday, March 30, 2012


Wait.  This is fucking GENIUS!  Everyone needs one of these!  It's a Corkcicle.  You can buy one for $22.95 from GentSupply!

Burger King's new ad

Doesn't really make sense...hopefully it does in the Netherlands where this is at...

Best Campaign Poster Ever

So simple yet so AWESOME.

Did you know?

Titanic 3D comes out in a week - are you ready for some fun facts?!

The studios originally wanted Matthew McConaughey to play Jack...

On the final night of shooting, someone put PCP (yes, the drug) into the clam chowder served to the cast and crew.  80 people were hospitalized and had hallucinations.

Titanic was the first film to be released on video while it was still being shown in theaters.

James Cameron was actually the one who drew all of the sketches in Jack's sketchbook.  When they close up of Leonardo DiCaprio's hand in the infamous Rose sketching scene - it's actually Cameron's.

Gwyneth Paltrow was up for the role of Rose.

In early production, the film was originally called "Planet Ice" as a decoy.

5'9" Slam Dunk Winner

Martin Methodist College's James Justice won the NCAA Dunk Contest...pretty fucking great considering he's only 5'9".  Check out his awesome dunk (I'm not a big sports fan, but this was still pretty cool).

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Picnic Pants

You know, for all of those times you wish your pants turned into a plate!  Great concept - awkward outcome...Someone please buy these for me!!!


This would be amazing. I want to be him. The guy, not the seal....well wait.

The best thing you will see today

Love EVERYTHING about this...and yes, it's a strings version of Kanye West's "Stronger." But the video itself is inspiring. Watch it and love it!

Child discovers his shadow for the first time


Bohemia Rhapsody Performed By a Drunk Man

In the back of a cop car. My vote goes to this guy. Stick with it in the beginning...or jump to 3:30

"The Dictator" trailer

Sacha Baron Cohen is at it again...check out the trailer for The Dictator.

Bentley needs this!

The Doglift...
You know, for your overweight and lazy pets (aka my dog Bentley...).

Snoop Dogg makes an appearance

...in his daughter's music video. Congrats! Your daughter is the next...Rebecca Black. Womp womp.

Obama is sexy and he knows it

People have way too much time on their hands...

Ryan Gosling's new stand in

The Gosling was so impressed with the viral video below, that he asked the guy to be his stand-in in his latest film!

Anchorman 2

So apparently this happened last night. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

That's a Big Mop

I have so many logistical questions about this.

Whatever you do...

...do NOT take an Evolution class with this chick.   PS I know this old, but this is the first time I watched it...

Fiona Apple's Gay Straight Alliance letter

In 2000, a 16 year old fan asked Fiona Apple to write a letter for his school's Gay Straight Alliance.  Here is what she wrote back...so simple, so true.  This is great...

"Hello Bill,
I got your letter a few days ago, but this is the first chance I’ve had to sit down and write (it’s my day off)
Of course, I’d love to help — sign me up. As far as a few sentences go, here’s what I’ve got — I hope it’s OK:
It’s hard to conjure up some new profound way of commenting on this issue — I’m so tired of it being an issue at all, and I suppose I’m lucky, because I see the truth so clearly. All I know I want my friends to be good people, and when my friends fall in love, I want them to fall in love with other good people. How can you go wrong with two people in love? If a good boy loves a good girl, good. If a good boy loves another good boy, good. And if a good girl loves the goodness in good boys and good girls, then all you have is more goodness, and goodness has nothing to do with sexual orientation. A person who loves is a righteous person, and if someone has the ability and desire to show love another — to someone willing to receive it, then for goodness’ sake, let them do it. Hate has no place in the equation; there is no function for it to perform. Love is love, and there will never be too much.
-Fiona Apple"

This is why dogs hate wood flooring

Happy Birthday Lady Gaga!!!!

It's the big 2-6 for our favorite weirdo - Lady Gaga!  Happy Birthday!  Hope it's filled with crazy hats, Kermit the Frog and meat dresses, and of course - hibernating in an egg for a red carpet event!

Lost Go Pro Camera

Help this guy find the owner!

Everyone can be a Skrillex...

Just sayin'. Apparently it only takes 5 days...

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Welcome to Seattle

AMAZING.  I love this gem of a city...

( . ) ( . )

Smart kid...

Hunger Games

When we watch it, can we sing THIS?

Playing Dead

Sometimes a good tactic. Unless your friends think you're ACTUALLY dead.

Steven Tyler toes...

Oh dear god, more photos of his toes.  Have fun with this one guys!

Craigslist Pranks

I don't know what "Replyboard" is, but these are some good pranks.  Also, it takes place in Seattle...

Grandma does the cinnamon challenge

...just wait for it.  Poor grandma!

Dead center...

Whoa.  Best.High.School.Class.Photo.Ever.

The Obama Chili Recipe

Making this.  So official yo'.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Frame of Mind

Well this is neat. I mean really neat.

RIP Lil' Kim

Okay she's not dead. But her music officially is. As of today Lil Kim is legally banned from releasing anymore music due to ongoing lawsuits with her previous labels. So for now, let's enjoy what we do have of Lil Kim...

Read the full story HERE

Don't ever judge a book by its cover

This is so beautiful.

- goosebumps -

The best dog howl I've ever heard

I think he smokes a pack a day...

Wiping out Homophobia

This is a heterosexual solider putting up a gay pride flag in Afghanistan.  No it's not photoshopped - his wife submitted this photo to the organization Wipeout Homophobia.  This is absolutely beautiful...

I want this girl to be my girlfriend.

The kazoo - what a babe!  Plus, it's a Hall & Oates cover so you can't really go wrong there...

Angry Birds take over the Seattle Space Needle

Oh snaps!  This is super nerdy.

Beer Shampoo and Conditioner

This is necessary because?

Umm I already smell like booze every morning from night before.  I don't think I need a shampoo that does the job.  But if you want, here is Duffy's Brew Beer Shampoo and Beer Conditioner.  It's 100% vegan and is made with real beer.  GET IT.

Justin Bieber's new single, "Boyfriend."

Cool rap, bra.  This is just all sorts of awkward.  Whisper/Rapping...

The beginning sounds like this...

Kim K Gets Flour-Bombed

Well this should brighten up your Monday morning....


x 1,000,000,000

Friday, March 23, 2012

Cause I'm a Baaaad B*tch

I have no words. This may be the only post I make today because I'm that disturbed by the internets right now.

Thursday, March 22, 2012


New photos of the Titanic have been released by National Geographic. I'm in awe. Here's the trailer in case you missed it the last 15 years....

the fact that I shed a tear while watching this is not important.

Deena's New Face

Hmm...something just seems a little different...

Overcome your fears

Sometimes you just need to throw a fit, save your sister from drowning and finally get in the water to overcome your fears.  Stick with it...it explodes adorableness...

I wish...

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Your Number

As Mercado and I travel to Palm Springs with some friends this weekend for her birthday....I've decided I'll be using this at least once while out at the bars

Total Buzzkill

Coming soon...

WorkitLA stickers!!

Email us your address - we'll send you one for FREE.  THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING!


Thank you Summer Time Friends!

Ingrid Michaelson - absolutely adorable

Love everything about this.  She's such a dork! But I love her.  And this song will always be oh-so-cute.

A Kickstarter to buy Kickstarter.

Help Eric buy Kickstarter!

"Hi, my name is Eric Moneypenny.  I would like to raise money to buy Kickstarter.  WorthofWeb.com estimates Kickstarter's worth at $18.6 million.  Therefore, I estimate that I will need at least 19,000,000 to make this happen."

Sounds legit.  Help him out!

McDonald's Fun Fact

I learned today that 1 out of every 8 Americans has worked at McDonald's. Yikes. 

Now serving California...

Starbucks in now serving beer and wine! It worked well in Seattle and Portland, now it's coming to California.

"Let's go get drunk at Starbucks!" - probably no one.

2 year old jivin'

I WANT THIS CHILD...best thing I've seen all day! He has better moves than me!

S Club 7 is reuniting this summer!!!

This is almost as good as when I first found out the Spice Girls were reuniting a few years ago.  Yay!  Quick!  Name all members of S Club 7!

The only smile you will need today

Is this one...

1 million hoodies march

NEW YORK!  Tonight is the Million Hoodies March for Trayvon Martin.  If you didn't hear this terrible story, 17 year old Trayvon was simply walking home when he was shot and killed by a neighborhood watch man because he was Black.  He claimed he killed him in self defense but the only thing Trayvon was armed with was some snacks he had just bought at a convenience store.  If you are in New York, please attend this.  It's from 6-9 PM in Union Square.  EVERYONE SIGN THIS PETITION.  The killer, George Zimmerman still hasn't been charged with murder.  Sign the petition to get a fair trial and justice for the Martin family.


Rihanna, according to Draw Something.

Looks like everyone is on the same page about this whole situation...

The hip gang sign

I present to you...The Ovaries.  Best gang ever...

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Black History Month in North Carolina

I mean at least they were PC about it....

Food Coma


Love letter fail...

Dammit.  I thought someone really loved me...

Caption This! Photo of the day

Someone...please...caption.  I'll send you an autographed headshot if you make me laugh...

I wouldn't expect these girls to be Nirvana fans

...they probably found about it on Rockband.

Are You Ready?

I just. I don't know.

I don't know why this is adorable.

Jaguar Bookcase

I was confused at first.  No you're not looking down, you're looking straight.  Yes, that's a bookcase.  A bookcase that used to be a Jaguar.  No biggie.

Doing this.

Umm...in love.

Bitches in Bookshops.  Yes, a parody of N****s in Paris.  And I love it.  Only because I have soft spot for nerds...

Technology Truth

Yep. But look how much space we're saving in our purses....

Umm awkward.

Monday, March 19, 2012

How long does it take to drive 80mi while going 80mph?

This guy must be so proud.


This Would Look Great Above The Mantle

Seriously, great. 

True Story

I think this video just made me start my period.

A two year old singing an Adele song. Yes, you are screwed.

- tissues -

Facebook Uh oh oh

We're all guilty of stalking people on Facebook. Most of us just don't write a song about it and make an awkward video about it... Cool outfits girl!

Katy Perry does a N****s in Paris cover

Like a boss.  She does really well!!

A hate crime against lesbians.

Justin Bieber gets the shit beat out of him for Complex Magazine.  Reminds me of a scene from Boys Don't Cry...