Oh snaps.

Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Friday, June 29, 2012

Adele is Preggers

Well I expected the news that Tom and Katie were getting a divorce, but I certainly didn't expect the news that Adele was PREGNANT. But, turns out, she is. She announced on her blog that her and 'Simon' (does anyone know who that is?) are expecting their first child. Either way, congrats homegirl! 

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Divorcing

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!! I can. This marriage was a scam from the start. At least they got a cute child out of it...who has a better wardrobe than I do and she's 6. 

Girl Work It

I like this. Mostly because that awkward kid stands there and says nothing the whole time. Also, WTF IS THIS.

Did You Know: R Kelly Edition

Did you know R Kelly's new book is called Soulacoaster: The Diary of Me? Well, it is. And you can read an except of the book from HuffingtonPost RIGHT HERE.

You're welcome. 

Happy Friday!


Thursday, June 28, 2012

RIP Michael Sokolski

Don't know who he is?  Well I bet you've used his invention SEVERAL times.  Sokolski is the inventor of the Scantron!  Yup - fill in your random bubbles...

Channing Tatum's Magic Mike Flash Mob

Oh okay, Step up.

Magic Mike comes out at midnight tonight!  Who's going!!!!!

Asap Rocky and Lana Del Rey

Who knew these two would work together?  Well, it turned out pretty good.  Check out their single "Ridin".

Beauty and the Beat

LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.  Holy shit, this needs to be a musical.

Here's the original...

Old Navy

Umm your window display is CREEPY!!!!

[and making me hungry]

The Spin Song Class

Okay, LMFAO is kind of annoying, but when they team up with Jimmy Fallon, they're not so bad.

The best of Friends bloopers

I still miss this show...this is so good - Jennifer Aniston is kind of funny...

Umm...is this racist?

No comment.


This is the only meme that matters today :)

5TR33T 4RT

Street art - N3rd style.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Guess Who's Engaged??

Zach Galifianakis, that's who. And his fiancee, Quinn Lundberg, is super cute. Congrats! 

Oh duh!


Nora Ephron Passes Away at 71

Nora Ephron passed away yesterday at the age of 71 from complications due to leukemia.

Nora was known best for her work as a filmmaker, director, screenwriter, novelist, blogger and journalist. And when you think of her work, you may think of When Harry Met Sally and Sleepless in Seattle first. Two obvious classics.

She will be remembered as one of the most successful females in film and will surely be missed. RIP Nora!

Happy Hump Day!

You can make of this what you will.

This is sneaky...

Just in case your wife or husband decides to take their wedding band off - there's a plan B!

Hello Jello

Umm...amazing.  This reminds me of college.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

The Pride Oreo

Happy Pride to everyone!  This is beautiful...

Well geeez

This has to be the cutest Google Chrome commercial ever! Love that Google made this. #equality #gaypride

Monday, June 25, 2012

The new birthday song.

It's about time we get a new one - thank god for this one! Happy birthday!


It's a mirror trick used with twins - just watch it. I don't even know how I would react!

Harry Potter played with Wine Glasses

People have WAY too much time on their hands...but this is pretty cool. How do you figure out that you can do this?!

Anthony Bourdain.

I mean, what a babe.  He has a dream job.  Check out his guide to New York for Vice!

Paris Hilton is a dj now

Well...if you count fist pumping and waving around a flag as djing. Sometimes I hate you world.

Bride sings to her groom

This is adorable!  I'm not a fan of Christina Aguilera, but I love that she sings to her groom while she walks down the aisle!!

Barack Obama sings Boyfriend

Well kinda.  I just like that Obama once said "Swag."

A 4th Grader writes a Haiku Poem

Preach it kid!

A pair of Crocs...

Just as disturbing as the real shoes!


[It's Monday]

Alex Trebek Suffers Mild Heart Attack

The almost 30-year host of Jeopardy has recently suffered a heart attack and is now healing at Cedars Sinai hospital in LA. Thankfully, he's recovering quickly and will return to hosting the show when the new season picks back up in July.

Suck It Get well soon, Trebek!


TapTronic describes themselves as a 'progressive fusion of Irish Dance and electronic music,' and after watching this newly released video, it's clear that these guys are the real deal. Then again, I'm always a fan of anyone who can bring tap dancing to the people. I don't know how much I love the music, but the tapping is more than enough to keep me hooked. Watch.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Hot Knife

Holy shit, Fiona. This song rocks.

Chicago Taxi's Start Charging for Puking

Watch out Chicago.

If you happen to be insanely drunk (or sick) in a cab in Chi-town and you vomit, you're liable to pay the cab 50 bucks. Starting July 1st, the 'cleanup fee' will be introduced and if you blow chunks, you owe.

Apparently, Chicago cab drivers have been fighting for this cleanup fee for years, and they're wishes have come true this summer. Can't say I blame the drivers, who wants to clean up someone else's puke? Then again, how many people are puking in cabs in Chicago?

Let's take a poll: how many people have thrown up in a cab? Let us know in the comments.

Happy Friday!


Disney Pixar's newest film BRAVE opens today! It'll probably be awesome since Pixar doesn't make bad movies (except Cars 2, but who even saw Cars 2?). Check out the trailer below.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Anti-Smoking Campaign

Well I felt like an ass watching this...
Time to quit smoking...

Remember Mischa Barton?

She is starring in Noel Gallagher's (yup, of Oasis) latest music video.  RIP Marissa Cooper.

Eye Catching Mugshot

Let's hope this tattoo was a drunken mistake.


Just been busy watching this music video all day. Still one of the best.

Reading Rainbow is Back!!

The wonderful world of Reading Rainbow is BACK and ready to be downloaded onto your phone! Kind of a bummer that the show won't be returning, but, as LeVar Burton explains, they've, "gone out of [their] way to create a multi-dimensional experience of exploration and discovery for kids [or adults!] that is centered around the activity of enjoying a book."

Take a look at an interview with the Reading Rainbow man himself about the new app.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

El Wingador, the Cocaine Dealing Wing-Champ

Who would have thought that the 5-time wing-eating champion with the nickname 'El Wingador' would have a cocaine problem? Well, turns out 50-year old William Simmons of New Jersey, aka El Wingador, does. 

El Wingador won the Philadelphia Wing Bowl when he polished off 162 chicken wings in one sitting. Yes, 162. And when he was arrested this week in his Kia Soul with the name 'El Wingador' decorated across the sides (I'm serious), he was carrying $8,000 worth of blow and $4,000 worth of cash with him. 

Looks like El Wingador is El Fuckedador. I pretty much wanted to post this story because of the photo. Viva El Wingador!

19 Tons of Pot Dumped into the Ocean

19 tons of pot was recovered by an aircraft carrier group in the Pacific Ocean on Tuesday near the Mexican-California border.

Apparently, two single-engine boats were spotted dumping plastic bags into the water and escaped before any authorities could arrive. When they did arrive, they were able to recover 19 tons of the abandoned pot.

What these fools were doing dumping of mary-j into the Great Pacific, I have no idea.

Entourage Movie Set to Start Filming

Good news, Entourage fans! The rumored Entourage movie is set to start filming in January! 

Mark Wahlberg, the executive producer of the film, recently stated that they're going to give the fans, 'sheer craziness, the guys getting back to just being about the guys, you know? Lose the ladies. Go crazy. Give people what they want.'

And APPARENTLY, Prez Obama will have a cameo...

Uh oh - Carly Rae Jepsen's new song

...is catchy. WE ARE ALL FUCKED.


These don't exist...yet.  But what a fucking concept, eh?  Someone needs to make these now while Instagram is all that and a bag of chips...

West Side Story


The Full Twilight: Breaking Dawn part 2 Trailer

For Sierra - who never reads this blog, but will probably start because I put up some Twilight shit on it.

Where the hell is Matt?

Amazing - this globetrotting dancer has literally danced all over the world.  This is pretty inspiring and cute!  Let's dance everyone!

The Top 10 Highest Paid Actresses

One of these is not like the other...I'll give you a hint...#1.

10. Jennifer Aniston ($12 million)
9. Kristen Wiig ($12 million)
8. Meryl Streep ($12 million)
7. Sarah Jessica Parker ($15 million)
6. Julia Roberts ($16 million)
5. Charlize Theron ($18 million)
4. Angelina Jolie ($20 million)
3. Sandra Bullock ($25 million)
2. Cameron Diaz ($34 million)
1. Kristen Stewart ($34.5 million)

Well times sure have changed

Happy Hump Day!

Only two more days until the weekend!!!

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Young Ryan Gosling

Talent Show.  Dancing.  That outfit.  'Nuff said.  Even back then he was dreamy.

You only need one man...

I am this guy.  I need to do this.

Creepy Girlfriend is back

Remember her video for Justin Bieber?  Well she's baaaaaaaack!  Jesus she's crazy.

Why would anyone buy these pants

Oh and they're $170.  No big deal.  Cameltoe and more Cameltoe!

The shake weight prank

So easy...yet sooooo good.

Yup, he pretty much nails it.

O M G.

Leo DiCaprio

Is that you?  I knew you were a lady!

Goals are important.

Don't forget!

Best PSA ever.

Kevin Nealon does a great job with this everything PSA...

You guys! Don't forget!

Justin Bieber drops his new album "Believe" today...go listen to it on Spotify haha.

Shia's Schlong

Shia Labeouf shows off his pee pee in this new music video.  WTF.  PS Obvi this is NSFW!

Monday, June 18, 2012

Spice Girls Documentary in the Works

Are you ready for the best news of the day?
A Spice Girls Documentary is in the works! Apparently, television execs are considering releasing the doc around the same time their musical - Viva Forever - premiers (which, btw, I didn't know about until today and which is almost inexcusable).

There is only one caveat...the documentary will only be made if Victoria Beckham signs off on it, which is something she might not do. Which is also inexcusable.

Fun Fact: Mercado and I once skipped our finals and flew to LA from Seattle to see the Spice Girls Reunion Tour at Staples. 

Dumbest Rumor About Yourself?

It might not get dumber than this. But maybe some of you can top it. So, kids, what's the dumbest rumor you've ever heard about yourself??

Thrilling Literature

I mean, I'd read it. 

I mean, I would do it.

Desperate times....I hope homeless people are paying attention to this.

Are the new Adidas shoes racist?

What are your thoughts?  One person called them "Amistad Adidas" - in reference to slavery.  Do you think this is racist?  Or just tacky?  WHO WOULD WEAR THESE?

Best speech EVER.

Atta kid!  This is too fucking adorable.  #Equality

Just another meme

But this one is just too cute.