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Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Friday, November 30, 2012

This dog toy

Is genius.  That is all.

Spotify's Most Popular Song of the Year Is...

Gotye's "Somebody That I Used to Know." Duh.

Watch it again, it's probably been a while since you've been sick of it...

Museum Guards

And you thought they were boring...clearly NOT!

A Bird Feeding a Cat and Dog.


Thursday, November 29, 2012


The placement of objects in pictures is important...you don't want to have 3 legs.

Fun Fact of the Day:

Did you know Sia wrote the song "Diamonds" by Rihanna?  Well here she is performing it.  And to be honest, it's way better.

Also, she wrote this song in 22 minutes.  And recorded it in 26 minutes.  That's talent right there.

Jason Sudeikis is pretty good

Check out Jason's impressions - he's not that bad!  PS He's only cool because he's dating Olivia Wilde.

Where was LiLo before her arrest?

A Justin Bieber concert of course!

I mean duh.

La Lohan: Arrested Again!

What is this girls PROBLEM!? Lindsanity was arrested again in an NYC night club last night on charges of third-degree assault after getting into an argument with another woman and smacking her in the face.

Maybe she was angry about "Liz and Dick." Poor girl. They need to stop admitting her into nightclubs.

This is how she came out of the station...

Floppy Table

Remember floppy discs? Probably not if you were born in the 90's.

Just holds hands

See? Problem SOLVED.

Didn't win Powerball?

That sucks.



I mean, this is a great concept though - and Steve-O hosts it so it shouldn't be that right? Ladies and gentlemen, Killer Karaoke!

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

The most romantical song EVER

I can't wait to sing this at my wedding...

These babies can dance

Future ravers...
...and Skrillex fans.

Chris Brown by Family Guy

Hate Chris Brown, but love this...

The Sounds of 156 Office Machines from 1960

This is a fantastic and interesting piece of music by Swiss Composer Rolf Liebermann. It utilizes, "16 typewriters, 18 calculator machines, 8 accounting machines, 12 office perforators, 10 caisses, enregistreuses, 8 humidificateurs-colleurs, 8 tele-scripteurs, 2 metronomes, 4 bells of signalisation, 3 entrance door gongs, 10 claxons, 16 telephones, 40 experimental signal receptors, 1 fork lift a duplicator and a monte-charge." I don't even know what half of those things are, but I bet my Macbook can do everything they can.

Basically, it's a symphony of office sounds from the 1960's, much different from the sounds we'd hear in an office today. As it once were, office mechanics were loud. Now? Not so much. You can hardly hear the typing of a keyboard as you sashay past cubicles, which is what makes this piece so fascinating. Imagine working in an environment where you couldn't just pop your headphones in and turn on Spotify, but your daily melody consisted of these sounds of the office.


Facebook flagged this photo...why?

Food for Thought

As is always the case with Neil deGrasse Tyson.

KFC Goes Flyin'

If you find yourself on a Japan Airlines flight anytime soon, you're in luck! They have just announced that they plan to serve your favorite fried chicken, KFC, on its flights from Tokyo's Narita Airport.

They're calling it "Air Kentucky" and it will be served from Tokyo to LA, Boston, NY, San Diego, Chicago, London, Frankfurt and Paris. But you better hurry, this deal is short-lived. Serving will be from December 1-February 28th.

I haven't had KFC in forever. Time to book a round trip flight to Tokyo.

Zebra and Pony on the Loose

What's weirder than seeing a Zebra and a Pony run by your office window on a seemingly normal Wednesday morning in Staten Island?

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

"It's not just a concert, it's Ke$ha."

I don't know what it is about this stupid fucking show - but I'm addicted.  And last night's episode was kind of AMAZING.  So...Jenelle failed a drug test and has the option of either going to jail or having probation.  Any sane person would choose probation right?  Nope, not on Teen Mom.  Jenelle wants to go to jail because she knows she'll fail another drug test (PS her drug of choice is weed...womp womp).  Listen to her as she explains to her lawyer why she can't go to jail just yet - and yes, it involves Ke$ha of course.

God I love this show.  Also, I found this:

How To Make Chili Cheese Nachos

See if you can watch this all the way through. I dare you.

Jared Leto Has No Eyebrows

And it's seriously creepy.

Deal With It

So good.

Angela from Boy Meets World

I wonder if they'll ask her to come back -

She's Asian now?

Long live Cory and Topanga!

They're baaaaaaaack!  Cory and Topanga are joining the cast of "Girl Meets World" where they'll play parents to their daughter and the show will center around her.  AMAZING!!!!  It was confirmed yesterday by Ben Savage (and your Facebook feed).


A baby was born - and his name is Hashtag.  Hashtag Jameson.  1) That sounds like a rockstar name (or pornstar) and 2) Hashtag...wow.  Welcome to 2012.

Monday, November 26, 2012

Lesbians will marry your boyfriends.

Support gay marriage - or else...

Justin Bieber Wore Overalls When He Met The Prime Minister of Canada

...and everyone is PISSED.  Why?  Because who wears overalls in 2012?!


Holy...this is AMAZING.

Black Friday/Cyber Monday

I don't get it...I really don't.  Although, I totally would have lined up outside the dollar store...LOVE THIS IDEA.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Gangnam Style is the Most Viewed YouTube Ever

Breaking the record for the most views on YouTube, PSY's Gangnam Style has now been viewed more than Bieber's "Baby."

Cool for PSY, congrats dude! But really, "Baby" was the most viewed YouTube?? I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

Taylor Swift's Brother

and I were at the same tailgate yesterday at the USC vs. Notre Dame football game. Apparently he goes to Notre Dame and was in LA for the game. So I took this creepy photo for ya'll. Go Irish!

Morgan Freeman for the Human Rights Campaign

Morgan Freeman has loaned his voice to the newest commercial for the Human Rights Campaign, advocating for marriage equality for same sex couples. Morgan Freeman = the eternal narrator.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

It's Almost Thanksgiving!

How will you be celebrating? Hopefully you'll be giving thanks with family and friends, but you'll probably just be over-eating.

#1 Dad

Tuesday, November 20, 2012


Sex does NOT sell.  Case in point.

Let him sleeeep!

Meet Leo.  Yes, he's adorable - but for god's sake, let him sleep!  He's trying so hard...

Go shawty

Oh shiiiiiiit!  The bear's in da club.

Sleepy Kitty is Sleepy

Can't handle it.

Miley Gets ANOTHER Hair Cut

Pump the brakes, homegirl!

Monday, November 19, 2012

Scared Panda

Wait for it...


You can hashtag anything YOLO.

Dear Christina Aguilera,

Next time, wear pants.

Gossip Girl

Britney Spears' Sons

I almost forgot she had 2 sons. They're actually pretty cute, ya'll.

Lady Gaga + Terry Richardson

This is called 'CAKE.' Please enjoy.

Barack Obama and McKayla Maroney are not impressed

One of the many reasons why I love Obama.

When 3 Year Olds Eat an Atomic Warhead


Puppy's First Rain

DYING right now.

The toilet theme park

Located in South Korea, this toilet themed park was inspired by the former mayor the of the town Suwon known as Mr. Toilet who was born in a toilet?  Yes, I'm confused.  Whatever - hope it's not shitty.

Then there's this

You guys, ad placement is REALLY important.  Who proofreads this shit (literally)?


Ummm Gangnam Style is kind of played out now, but MC Hammer will always be cool.  Just sayin'.  THIS WAS KIND OF AMAZING.

That awkward moment when Nicki Minaj grinds Justin Bieber

Happy Monday!  Only 3 days of work this weeeeeeeek!  YIPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!  Here's the Bieber's performance last night on the AMA's.  Get it get it get it get it.  Love his lady arms.

Friday, November 16, 2012

Zac Efron News Of The Day

Should I be jealous of Rebel Wilson?  I mean, she's kind of amazing.  I don't mind.

How To Get Pass Border Control

...with flying colors!  This is absolutely genius.


Hashtag Boss.  DONE.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

One more day...

until FRIDAY!!!

Snooki raps

The best part is it's with Bow Wow and Anderson Cooper.  Okay, so it's only 3 lines but I just love Bow Wow's "flow".  WTF.

Big Bang Theory Does a Flash Mob

A flash mob always makes me smile.

An Ode To Twinkies.

This is what happens when an 11 year old is sad about Twinkies going bankrupt.  Oh and throw in Bruno Mars.

Wait for it...

Whoop! There it is...

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Keep it classy

DRUNK.  Hey, at least he's in a suit!

Good idea.

Sexiest Man Alive 2012

Dude!  Ryan Gosling got duped again!!!!

Ugh - here's Channing Tatum.

Ke$ha x One Direction

It's Wednesday!  Only 2 more days until the freaking weekend - I will probably be dancing to this all weekend...

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Pho Life

Fuck Thug Life, I support Pho Life.  I miss Seattle - best pho ever! And only $4 a bowl!  Damn.  Support their Kickstarter HERE.



Old School Joe Biden

The VP was in an episode of Where in the World is Carmen San Diego.  This is embarrassing.

Cry me a river

Justin Bieber is sad!  He sang Justin Timberlake's breakup anthem for B. Spears at a recent concert.  Ugh.  I feel your heartbreak girl!

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up

If you haven't heard - they broke up.  But you probably did because this shit has been EVERYWHERE.  I must say that it's not as tragic as the time that Britney and Justin broke up (RIP matching jean outfits).  But Justin and Selena - you guys are young - go get laid by other people!  Reps say both girls seem to handling everything well...


Monday, November 12, 2012

Real Life Magic School Bus

Oh shit! I wish this was real.

Happy Veteran's Day!

Thank you thank you to all of our veterans past and present who have served our country and given us the opportunities to live freely.  Now enjoy this video of a dog being reunited with his owner who's a soldier!

I will say this over and over again.

I am SO happy YouTube didn't exist when I was a kid because this would be ME.

Christmas Presents These Days

They look like this:

Yes, this is real.  The Breast Milk Baby is supposed to teach young girls the values of breast feeding.  I'm sorry but this is just inappropriate and I can't believe this exists.  I'd rather give my child a creepy Furby than this shit.