Oh snaps.

Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Kittens Love Ice Skating

Apparently cats love ice skating, or maybe it's just moving objects...I don't know, one of the two. But here's a few things I see wrong with this video:

1. Those cats have GOT to be scratching the shit out of your tv right now. Every triple axle is just a claw through that HD screen.

2. How many cats do you own? For real, I'm counting at least 6, and finally

3. Why the hell are you watching Ice Skating. At least put on some Hardwood Classics or something.

Kardashian Truth.


This is the Inside of Deadmau5's Mask

In case you were wondering.

You're Welcome.

The Gosling.

This is Handy


Get your mind out of the gutter.

"I'm Makin' Pancakes"

I like this version much better than Chris Brown and Busta's.


Last week Target accidentally advertised this cute little Husky stuffed animal as a "Washington State Cougars Plush Pet" - for anyone who doesn't understand why this is a whoopsies, imagine advertising Coke with a Pepsi label, a PC with a mac, Taylor Lautner & an Alpaca....oh wait.

Anyway, Good work Target. Go Huskies.

Wednesday Tunesday

Remember this song?? What a great jam for a Wednesday morning. Plus, the video is weird! Enjoy!

Seriously Awesome.

Light shows, Deadmau5, Nokia windows phone, and a really tall building had a love child - and this is what she looks like.

You win London, you win.

Fox & The Hound...Kinda.

Here's a dachsund playing with a tiny 7 week old Fennec fox. I think this is the first time the wiener dog has found something smaller than him. I have no idea what a Fennec fox is, but this is addicting. Watch Rango & Jasmine duke it out below.


Listen carefully.  We can learn a thing or two...

And another one

Kourtney Kardashian has announced that she's prego with her dick of a boyfriend Scott Disick.  Congrats! I know Keripedia is really excited about this...another baby to be jealous of because of their fashion sense.  Yay!!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Presidential Photo Bomb

To Brian, Love Cats

My friend Brian has to work late tonight and has requested that people send him cat pictures/videos to get him through the long work day. This is what I have to contribute to his campaign. Think you can help out with your cat crap? Tweet him!

Beagle Freedom!

Watch as these cute little Beagles step foot on grass and see daylight for the first time EVER. After being in cages their whole lives for research purposes in Spain these adorable little pups have been rescued and are up for adoption. Cue Waterworks.

Oh nothing, just sitting on some stairs...

It's Tuesday!

Here are some pictures of pigs swimming.

Fun Fact: George Clooney had a potbellied pig named "Max the Star" that he bought for Kelly Preston (John Travolta's wife) when they were dating in 1988. Max passed away in 2006.

How to re-heat pizza

FINALLY.  I hate soggy pizza.  I hate soggy anything actually.

Mike Tyson is Nuts

There are tons of awkward things on the internet, it's a fact. This clip is no exception. From the Brazilian variety show 'Hucks Cauldron' (???)...We present you with Mike Tyson singing 'The Girl from Ipanema.' Seriously, how did this happen? Who really wanted him to do this?!

Oh, Baby!

Ok, but how CUTE is Beyonce?

Wheel of Fortune FAIL

I mean, REALLY? They're called Clam DIGGER asshole. Here - here's a wikipedia page all about them. Even if the subject wasn't a person Clam Diggers are a pair of fucking pants too.


Speaking of farts, there was someone farting SO MUCH during Black Friday.  There's nothing worse than being in a tornado of farts.

Virgin America for Rent

Virgin America announced that you can now rent AND name a plane for $60,000 with 146 of your closest friends.

This sounds way better than driving to Vegas.


I know you still have the theme song stuck in your head...

Ch-Ch-Check it.

VS Fashion Show

Tonight is the annual Victoria Secret Fashion Show - I'm pumped. Sit back, relax, and enjoy that popcorn while these skinny bitches walk the runway in 2.5million dollar bras (seriously) and show us what every normal person looks like in lingerie....

Monday, November 28, 2011

Yelp Reviews:

Totally justifiable.


Kourtney and Kim Take New York

So here is a clip from 'Kourtney & Kim Take New York,' which apparently premiered last night. In this clip, you'll see Kim, Kourtney and friends doing 'Naked Yoga' (they're not naked, their male yoga teacher is), and then you'll see Kris Humphries walk in and see said naked man in his living room and get angry. This stupid clip is further evidence that their entire marriage was a sham (duh).

(I can't get the clip to embed properly so CLICK HERE if you want to see a marriage falling apart)

I Said a Hip Hop

Next thing I do: learn how to freestyle.

This cat loves his car ride!


OMG Miley Cyrus is so cool now!

NOT.  Nice try.  Check out her video for her new song "Liberty Walk."  It features clips from all of the Occupy protests.  Too bad she did no protesting herself.  Poser.  PS Does she think this song is going to be the Occupy theme song? I'm going to stick with Party in the USA.

Don't ever cheat on your boyfriend.

...Especially if your boyfriend is a tattoo artist.  A woman asked her boyfriend to tattoo some scene from Narnia.  Her boyfriend (the tattoo artist) found out she had been cheating on him with one of his best friends.  So what does he do?  He instead tattoos a giant piece of shit with flies flying around it.  Genius!  She is now suing him for $100,000.

Breaking Glass.

This kid breaks a wine glass with his voice.  What's more crazy is the shit that goes on in the background...seriously, go into a room next time kid.

Dunder Mifflin

You can now purchase real Dunder Mifflin paper.  I hear Dwight Schrute delivers it to your house...

It's time.

Seriously though, it is.  Please watch this video.  And embrace it.  It's time folks.

Katy Perry Acoustic is good!

Is it gross that all weekend I've been listening to acoustic versions of EVERY pop song??  I decided to do my own.  Enjoy...


AHHH!!!!  Hope you all are having a good cyber Monday - no, not cyber(sex), but shopping online.  Today you are supposed to buy all the crap online that you didn't want to wait in line for during Black Friday!  Cheers!

Saturday, November 26, 2011

The Latest in Snuggies

How happy does this guy look in his Batman Snuggie? Totally manly, too.

Ear Guards

Are you afraid of creepy-crawlers climbing into your ears at night? If so, we've got the product for you!
But really, WTF.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Now that Thanksgiving is Over...

Everybody will be getting ready for CHRISTMAS!!! (or Hanukkah, Mazel Tov!). Get ready to be on Holiday Overload for the next month!!

Hope everyone had a fantastic Thanksgiving holiday with friends, family and cats! We are thankful for each and every one of you who continue to read our crap, day after day. We love you for it! Now, on to leftovers!

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving!!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

500 Days of Weezy

Do you like the movie 500 Days of Summer?
Do you enjoy Lil Wayne?
Have you ever listened to the 500 Days of Summer soundtrack?

If you answered yes to 2 or more of the above questions then you my friend are in for a treat.

Some guy with a lot of time on his hands and a strong affinity for lil wayne has taken the soundtrack to 500 Days of Summer and remixed every song to Weezy. Seriously.

Do yourself a favor and go straight to #7 - Hall & Oates meets Lollipop.....

Check it out HERE

Andy Samberg Break Dances

Okay not really - but this guy looks likes a 12 year old version of Andy Samberg.

Fun Fact: There are 206 bones in the body - too bad this guy is missing 52 of them.

Lil Wayne ties the knot!

Looks like Lil Wayne and his gf Dhea officially tied the knot in a "Non-traditional wedding".  I don't really know what "Non-traditional" means...I'm assuming that he can sleep with other girls and get them pregnant and she's there to look pretty.  Seriously though, how hot is this girl?  PS Who is she?

The Worst Guest

If this is you just stay home. Seriously.

Actually on second thought - you could be the really drunk and entertaining one.

I don't think the turkey is crazy...

I think it's the lady.  WOW.

Dear Obama,


This man handed him a note during an appearance.

Oh the holidays...

The holidays.  You know, that awkward time when you go home and see all of your old friends and EXES.  I wish you the best of luck folks!  I've already heard 3 awkward ex stories from friends.  Here's a song for you...I know, I'm fucked up.  But I'm just so happy I don't have to see my ex during this holiday season!

Worst Birthday Ever

I feel TERRIBLE for Edgar. If there is ONE thing you watch today, have it be this. Pure hilarity.


Done and fucking done.

The pup.

This little man has taken all of my time lately.  I'm not mad.

Corey's Christmas Present

This is what I'm getting for her...

Close Your Eyes.

And listen to Sierra.  Umm...

Courtney Stodden & Pugs

This is what happens when Courtney Stodden tweets and someone has an endless supply of pug pictures. It's a sad day when a pug looks better than you.

Don't worry - there's plenty more where that came from....check out the blog

Bieber's Christmas Sweater

I woke up this morning and was late to work because I was watching this lesbian on the Today Show.  I got a tweet from Corey saying "OMG I watched it too! I loved his Christmas jacket!"  Well Corey, it's your lucky day - it's only $1700!  Yup, that thing was $1700.  WOW.

The Gosling. Part 5

I'm with this chick....but on a 82% less creepy level.

Hey Boy,

I think we need to talk.

You have to stop. Just stop. It’s getting to be too much. See, I’m just a girl who sits in a cubicle all day. I have to live in a real world. Not the kind of “real world” with MTV cameras and token drama queens. I live in the kind of “real world” where I have to deal with men who can’t afford to buy me coffee and who can’t emotionally commit. The longer you continue to be so Ryan Gosling, the harder it’s going to be for me to want to live in that world....

She then goes on to list the 5 main reasons why he is Ryan Godling, I mean Gosling:

1. He's just so attractive

2. He adores women. A lot.

3. He's adorable with children.

4. He's a great actor - I mean, debatable. I think it's just his looks that overwhelm the audience

5. He's a real hero.

Check out the whole letter HERE

Tuesday, November 22, 2011


Um, this is so cool. What are they doing?! I love it.

Barbie is a lesbian

Check out this "Fairy Secret" that Barbie is doing...umm...that "Ken" sure looks like an Ellen Degeneres!  GAY GAY GAY.

Vintage Obamz

Check out this (hot) 29-year-old Barack Obama. What a babe!

Ellen's Golden Girls Hit the Red Carpet

Ellen had Sophia Grace and Rosie back on her show the other day after they went out and interviewed celeb's on the Red Carpet of the AMA's. You have to watch this. It's incredible. The best part is when they ask Taio Cruz if he can do a British Accent...and they find out he is, in fact, British.

These Two Better Get Married

Cue the collective d'awwwwwwwwwwww

The Ultimate Kids Toy

Pre-Plastic Surgery Megan Fox

This is Megan Fox in 2005, pre-plastic surgery. Yes, she has had plastic surgery. Yes, she is 25.

Meet Michelle Watson

Last Thursday night, she had one helluva run in with the authorities.

The 24-year-old Arizona resident was so hammered that she:

-hit 'numerous curbs' and drove on the sidewalk with police watching
-told the cops "I don't have to walk fucking anywhere"
-declined to take sobriety tests and pushed an officer out of her way afterwards
-kneed an officer in the crotch while being handcuffed
-kicked the cop car
-and cursed the shit out of every cop she had a run in with

and then...

She went to Yavapai County Jail, blew three times over the legal alcohol limit, and took this flashy mug shot. Homegirl didn't stop partying the whole time!

She probably the worst hangover ever on Friday.

Tuesday Tunesday

A Mashup of Adele, Lady Gaga and Faster Pussycat.  You're welcome.

It's a miracle!!

She can stand!!
But only to get some vodka.