Oh snaps.

Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Friday, May 31, 2013

A woman had her son arrested because he ate her pop tarts.

Yes, you read that correctly.

It's Friday.

This is what excited me today!


Oh helllllll no!

Why parents are embarrassing take 3,984,236

Hitter is a lot different than Hitler...

A New 98 Degrees Song!

No this isn't the year 2000 - they really have a new song.  AND IT'S TERRIBLE.  Also, the lyrics to this song are killing me right now...

The Best Grandma Award

Sherri Gray, a 72 year old grandmother composed and performed a song for her niece her and her niece's girlfriend/fiancee.  Amazinggggg...check out "Shannon and Lisa's Song." #Progress


It's all the rage these days - get that summer body you've been waiting for!  You also look GREAT doing this easy exercise!

Get your weekend started!

"Get Lucky" vs. Michael Jackson.  If you change Pharell's pitch to be slightly higher, you get a Michael Jackson song!

The BEST "I'm running away" letter EVER.

This is amazing...

Thursday, May 30, 2013

Ellie Goulding does Alt J

Ellie Goulding covered Alt-J's Tesselate and it's pretty great. Check it out below:

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

The First Vine Proposal!

6 seconds determines the REST OF YOUR LIFE.

This is why I don't take the subway.

Because of people like this.

And the winner is: 

BMH On The Chelsea Krost Show!

Check out Sierra on The Chelsea Krost show - her hair looks REALLY good but she also got the opportunity to talk about Be More Heroic!

Macklemore's "Can't Hold Us" - Loooooooop

GENIUS.  This is amazing!

Dance to Daft Punk's "Get Lucky"

I mean, duh.  This is how I dance to EVERY song but I guess it works particularly well with Daft Punk's latest single!

Burger King's McRib

Burger King is making their own rib sandwich - clearly copying McDonald's McRib.  What are they calling it?  The Rib Sandwich.  LAME.  Do people still eat at Burger King?

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Tuesday Tunesday - Cee Lo Green covers Band of Horses

Take a sad song...and make it better?  GUGHHH.  This is a great remix.

Here's the original if you don't know!

This literally made me squeal


Thursday, May 23, 2013


Do you dig music? Do you dig awesome dancing? Then you're going to dig this music video by French Dj's C2C. This is maybe the happiest I've been watching a music video in a long time. Watch, it's 1000% worth it!

Mugshot Hall of Fame

This guy swallowed a whole bag of cocaine as he was being pulled over by the cops and eventually arrested. I'd say this mugshot is pretty spot on.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013


...can't stop laughing!!!!!

Cat Bearding

This is the new trend...and I kind of really enjoy it...

So true though...

A "Friends" Reunion

Well...sorta.  Either way, if the real Friends reunion is happening, I'm watching!

Cue the annoying theme song....

The most awkward interview ever...

I can't even watch...who asks these questions?!

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

How to sneak into an exclusive party

Pretend to be a bodyguard! DUH!

He also snuck into Zac Efron's CAR.  His CAR.  WTF.

Tan Mom Makes a Rap Song





Oh nothing...

Just a koala on an invisible phone.  It's whatever...

How to boil crabs

Don't do what this lady did.

Designer Shirt

But shit! It was 99 cents!

My kind of teacher!

Woman Finds Missing Dog In Rubble

Our hearts go out to those in Oklahoma right now.  Watch as some light is shed when this lady is reunited with her dog...warning - grab some tissues!

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Photo Bomb!

Must. Recreate. This.

Among other things...

Girl. I think jackhammers are the least of your worries...

Why kids shouldn't be on the internetz

Dear lord.

The Taco Waffle

Taco Bell is selling these Taco Waffles at ONE Taco Bell in Santa Ana as a test run to see if it does well...

Would you buy one?

Wednesday Jams

Check out some good pals of ours - Semi Precious Weapons and their latest single "Aviation High"....we're alive alive!! I can't get this song out of my head...

The Office Bids Farewell

Cue the tears.

Minnesota passes gay marriage!

Although this is yesterday's news, congrats again to Minnesota for being the 12th state to legalize gay marriage!  They even lit up the Minneapolis Bridge in its honor!


How does this happen???

Wednesday, May 8, 2013


How to cut a watermelon in 21 seconds.

Don't try this at home.

Mother's Day is coming up...

And this is beautiful.  Ugh.  All of these mom videos make me cry!


Now THIS is how you work out on a treadmill!  GET IT.

Is that?

Is that who I think it is?  This photo was taken in 1933 in Harlem, New York...

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Sometimes I forget about Tara Reid

Then I check up on her and she has tweets the following.  WTF.


It's time to celebrate! Turn your graduation cap into a boozefest...

How to be a gentleman.

Advice from a 10 year old.  Pay attention!!!

Well...we knew this was coming...

You've probably heard of the guy that saved the lives of 3 women who were kidnapped 10 years ago.  Well, his account of the story was very reminiscent of a certain Sweet Brown.  Here's his story auto-tuned....for more on the story READ HERE.

And for the best song everrrrrr...

Holy Bloody Mary!

A bar in Wisconsin created a crazy Bloody Mary in honor of opening day for Milwaukee Brewers.  It contains popcorn, pickles, sausage, chips, bacon, peanuts, burgers, cheese and a ton of other amazing deliciousness.



Yo. Clean your SHIT.

I'm going to make up raps when I have children to get them to do shit.  This is PERFECT.

Monday, May 6, 2013

Drive a nice car!

Well...this is a good way.

Lauryn Hill is going to prison

This is what happens when you don't pay your taxes.  She will be spending 3 months behind bars and 3 months at home confinement.  Girl.

A Break Up Song

Ooooo girl, hit those high notes!

Friday, May 3, 2013

The most beautiful thing I've ever heard

It's Justin Bieber's "U Smile" slowed down 800% and it's absolutely beautiful.  Seriously, give it a listen...