Oh snaps.

Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Friday, March 29, 2013

Kendrick Lamar Fan


Kung Fu Grandpa

Honestly, it's all about the narration...


Straight outta Japan! I gotta round up some folks and start taking pictures like this STAT.

Thursday, March 28, 2013


This is totally going to be me when I'm old.


These have to be the most annoying people ever...in ONE photo.  HOLY SHIT.

The Strumpfhosentanz Dance

Silly Germans.

Ke$ha's New Reality Show


I have no shame.  This looks like a train wreck.  All it needs is a cameo from Amanda Bynes...

Get me to Disneyland ASAP

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Oh great.

Amanda Bynes has been really active on Twitter lately.  I think we found our new Ke$ha!!!!!!!!!!

15 minutes of BLISS.

Here is a 15 minute mix of songs from 1997.  YOU'RE WELCOME.

I've been MIA

I'm sorry!

Monday, March 25, 2013


Happy birthday to the one and only MERCADO! A few years ago you moved your ass to this fair city and today we reside, partners in crime. I love you to Mars and back!

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Modern Family

Kentucky Fried, Ya'll

This is a picture of Britney Spears picking up KFC immediately after a photo shoot for fitness magazine Shape. 

The Rumors Have Started

We'll probably be hearing a lot of weird baby name options for Kim and Kanye's wee one in the coming weeks, and first up will definitely remain one of my favorites. The rumored name is...(drum roll) NORTH. Which, yes, would make the child's full name North West. 

Is it just me or is that freaking fantastic? What could be a better name for the child of two sensational lunatics? 

Skinny Skinny Jeans

Umm...American Eagle is taking it a bit too far with their "AE Skinny Skinnys".  These are ridiculous.  I can see everything...EVERYTHING.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

The Next Destiny's Child

Holy shit.  These girls are REALLY good.  I think they should be the next Destiny's Child.  Beyonce's dad better discover them quick!  PS Clearly the one in the back is Michelle.

Add it to the collection!

Here is Lindsay Lohan's latest mugshot!  Damn, she needs to get these all framed.

Kate Upton is going to Prom?

This guy made a cute little video asking Kate Upton to his prom and she's actually considering it!!  Ugh, why didn't YouTube exist when I was in high school - I could have gone to prom with Freddie Prinze Jr.!!!

Justin Timberlake's "Mirrors"

A touching tribute to his grandparents William and Sadie who were married for 63 years.  J Timberlake - you are still a gentleman!  This is so cute.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013


Jose Canseco is the wisest man on Twitter.

Also, in case you were wondering...

Twitter Fridge

This is is fucking ridiculous.

Tuesday's Kitten

You're welcome.

James Franco's Spring Breakers Character

He based the character from a Florida White Rapper named Dangeruss.  Yup.  My personal fave song of his is called "My fork."  It's about his fork.

Tan Hong Ming in LOVE

OMG This is so adorable.  Tan Hong Ming - you are the MAN.



If Websites Were People

I'm not going to lie, this is pretty fucking accurate...

Femmes: A Tragedy

My good friend Gina Young has a new play coming out next weekend.  If you've seen Tales of a Fourth Grade Lesbo, then you'll love this!  Make sure to check it out and get your tickets QUICK - this will sell out!

Tickets on sale now at http://highwaysperformance.org!

written and directed by Gina Young

A new full-length drama from the creators of Tales of a Fourth Grade Lesbo
Femmes: A Tragedy reimagines Clare Booth Luce's 1936 play The Women against a backdrop of contemporary femme lesbian (sub)culture. When the curator of a burlesque show’s polyamorous girlfriend drops her overnight for a hot bartender, her friends-- an activist, an academic and a party promoter-- are thrown into girl/girl competition despite their best feminist intentions, and are ultimately forced to parse the ways butch/femme relationships do or don't replicate heterosexual stereotypes. 

MARCH 22 + 23

1651 18th Street Santa Monica CA 90404

Sara Ann Buccolo
Arielle McFadden
Kristelle Monterrosa
Devri Richmond
Sarah Dryden
Alessandra Pinkston
Christine Treibel
Olivia Bellafontaine

Ed Cha

Zumi Mizokami



Photos and graphic design by Erica Rae Brown.

Learning how to catch!

Really clooooose.

Monday, March 18, 2013

Zac Efron at SXSW

I mean, he looks like he hasn't showered in a few days, but he still looks GOOD!!

Lil Wayne

If you haven't heard - Lil Wayne is in the hospital because he's been having seizure from his sizzurp.  I hope the lil guy is okay - also, he really needs to stop this whole sizzurp thing.  How old is he, 13?

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan was supposed to go to jail for a couple of years - but of course, the lucky bitch got 90 days in rehab.  I'm sorry, but rehab is NOT jail - free food, massages, cell phone privileges, etc.  In fact, this is probably an UPGRADE from her current life of living at her mom's house...

Music Monday: Beyonce!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bow Down bitches.  Fuck I love Beyonce.

Friday, March 15, 2013

Evacuation Slide

Why doesn't every building have an evacuation slide like this 5-story building in Shanghai? In case of a fire, this slide is safe, cost-effective and only takes 14-seconds for someone to slide to safety. Plus, I bet it's a ton of fun... look at that baby's face!

I am ordering a pizza this weekend.

And I am doing THIS.  DONE.


...Nose picker...


Nice try Bret Michaels...

Friday Tears

And...cue the tears.