Oh snaps.

Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Let Us Welcome the Very First Barbie Cafe

If you find yourself in Taiwan anytime soon, you're in luck. The very first Barbie cafe has opened and everything is pink. And the chairs are wearing tutu's. But luckily, they have a bar, which would obviously make this experience even more entertaining that it already probably is.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Vote 4 Fetch

Today is the last day to vote to help our friends win the Doritos Crash The Super Bowl Commercial contest! Their ad could be chosen to air during the Super Bowl with your help.

If it airs and they win, a portion of the prize money will be donated to the Humane Society of the United States, helping out dogs like their commercial's star, rescue dog Goliath.

Head over to Vote4Fetch.com and VOTE VOTE VOTE!

Cat Mid Sneeze

Happy Tuesday!

Fat Mandi Shirts

Rebel Wilson, aka Fat Mandi from this year's Pitch Perfect, has created a T-shirt line for "horizontal running or just bludging on the couch." The appropriately named "Fat Mandi" line features two t-shirts, cupcake boobs or donut boobs. Check them out while I get busy adding bludging to my vocabulary.

Wanna support the cause? Purchase HERE.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Oregon Trail

Charles Barkley Does the Weather

Charles Barkley, will you please become the new weatherman in Phoenix? Or anywhere, really?

Child of the 90's

If you're a 90's baby, you're going to love this. Although I can say with full confidence that after watching this ad I will not be switching back to browsing on Internet Explorer (what is this, the 90's?), I sure do love their attempt at tuggin' at the heart strings.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Oooo this is good

I love me a good pun

She was born to do this!

Check the mic girl...
I literally LOL'd at this.

New Prince Song

I LOVE IT!!! "Screwdriver" is really good - I'm happy he's back!

Mario Lopez

AC Slaterrrrrrrrrrr

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Baby Got Back

Mikel Ruffinelli, this 39 year old, 420 pound woman, has set the new world record for World's Largest Hips. Which, if you were wondering, is an 8-foot circumference.


...it's taking over the WORLD.

The Tempura Kidz

Way better than Psy - SO CUTE!


Monday, January 21, 2013

Heard this guy for the first time this weekend

...And he's pretty great.  Makes this song just a tad better...

Guess who this is...

I'll give you a clue...


Do you know??






Music Monday: Dark Witch House x Justin Bieber

Not bad, not bad.  Damn this song is catchy - no matter what form.

Justin Bieber's Butt

He instagrammed it and it got about 15,000,000+ likes.  Gotta love Buttliebers!

Drunk people taking photos

It's that damn reverse camera - gets you all the time!

Como se llama

Oh.  That is why you shouldn't try to kiss llamas.

That is not windshield cleaner...

...that is gasoline.  I mean, who makes this mistake?

Beyonce at the inauguration

She definitely went above and Beyonce.

Mayonnaise Pizza

Oh yay!  They have mayonnaise pizza available in Japan.  I can't wait for them to bring them to the USA.  I'm sure Honey Boo Boo will appreciate it.  It's just white ketchup, right?

Friday, January 18, 2013

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Dear Abby

Pauline Friedman Phillips AKA "Dear Abby" passed away today at the age of 94.  RIP.

Scott Disick: Teen Romance Novel Model

Check out Mr. D Bag himself as a young teen model.  Apparently he did a bunch of these...

Dunkin Donuts in LA!!!!

Dunkin Donuts is coming to LA!!!!!!!

...in 2015.

Why does Justin Bieber sag his pants?

Because if he didn't, he would look like THIS.

I don't think it's that bad...

You are a HOEski

Pro Wrestler Zach Ryder wrote a song about his cheating girlfriend.  I don't know if it's real or not, but I like the word "Hoeski" and want to use it on a daily basis now.

But why?

Some guy turned a shovel into a USB.  Yes, a life-sized shovel.  WHY.

The Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

This is CRAAYYY. What a wide variety of options. What would you choose as your last meal if you were sentenced to death?*

*Let's hope none of you reading this ever are.

Bubble Boys

I want to play this game...right now.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Vote 4 Fetch!

Just a reminder to vote for FETCH to help our good friends win the Doritos Crash The Super Bowl Commercial Contest!!

Keep the votes coming daily so we can see it air during the Super Bowl!

Vote Here: Vote4Fetch.com

Lance Armstrong

The issue is bigger than you thought, guys.

The Moon Walk - not really



Yeah, I was confused too...

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - in all languages!

Oh shiiiiiiiiiit!  This was confusing but cool at the same time...

Oh Okay.

Lately I've been on a choreography on youtube binge.  I'll take the latest song I'm obsessed with and youtube choreography for it - well today I came across this one of Selena Gomez and her friends dancing to Taylor Swift's "I knew you were trouble."  Geez.

Tommy Lee Jones =

Grumpy Cat.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Irish Flu Shot

Seems as though everyone has the Flu this week. Why not pass on the regular ol' flu shot and try the Irish variety? Only $1.49.

Oh, Ellen!