Oh snaps.

Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Mean Girls.

Umm...Mean Girls came out 9 years ago today.  NINE YEARS AGO.

I love Couples Photos...

Especially these:

Less than a month away!

AHHHHH!  Arrested Development returns on May 28.  Here's an exclusive clip form the show!

Improv Dance

Rebel Wilson - I can watch her all day.


Don't forget...

pizza crust.

Pizza crust will NEVER be the same ever again.

Monday, April 29, 2013

Friday, April 26, 2013

Blue Ivy is a big baby!

She is getting big!!!  The 15 month old was enjoying lunch in PARIS with her parents JAY Z and BEYONCE.  I wish this was my LIFE.

Hey, tattoos are permanent dude.

Justin Bieber's tattoos are terrible.  People are speculating this his most current one is of on-again-off-again girlfriend Selena Gomez...hmm...

Name something that comes after Pork -

Upine! Upine!


Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Two Ellens

Kate McKinnon's SNL impression of Ellen DeGeneres meets the real Ellen DeGeneres. This is amazing.

This proposal though

Seriously?  OMG.

Lucy Rogers was on her way home from work, on the 19.57 overground train to Watford Junction, when a group of commuters started singing Bill Withers' 'Lovely Day' spontaneously. It wasn't until her boyfriend, Adam King, showed up that she realised the whole thing had been arranged for her.
King had been planning the elaborate proposal for months, enlisting the help of his choir mates from Adam Street Choir. The group had been rehearsing diligently, with King even building a replica of the carriage to make sure everything would go perfectly.

Oh shit! The new Jordans!

It's worth a shot

I think I heard this was true too...

Gay Marriage According to a 4th Grader

Makes sense to me!

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Aren't parents the best?

Tuesday Puns.

OH this is good.

I love this band!

This is what happens when Jimmy Kimmel convinces Coachella concert goers to profess their love for bands...that don't exist.  Fucking hipsters.

Monday, April 22, 2013


Yup, they still suck.

Well this is awkward.


The Sorority Letter.

If you haven't read the sorority letter a president wrote to her sisters yet, you need to.  Why?  Because it's INSANE.  Or, if you don't feel like reading, you can watch a Michael Shannon read the letter with scary music in the background.  For the letter, click HERE.

Shaq in his underwear

During a halftime show, Shaquille O'Neal started running around in his underwear.  They have no idea why.  Why do I want his life???

First day on the job?

Try not to say "Gay Fucking Shit" on the air.  AJ Clemente's first day as a news anchor in North Dakota couldn't have gone worse than him not realizing that they were on the air and saying "Gay Fucking Shit."  He claims that he wasn't saying "gay" but instead trying to practice pronouncing the winner of the London Marathon - Tsegaye Kebede.  Good luck AJ!

The Knitted Boyfriend

Feeling lonely?  Just make one of these!  At least they don't talk back...

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Another Sophia Grace and Rosie Interview

I never get tired of these

Macklemore and Ryan Lewis-Can't Hold Us

Ryan Lewis and Macklemore's new music video for "Can't Hold Us" has just been released...and it's EPIC, to say the least. Watch!

Viva Seattle!

Monday, April 15, 2013

Music Monday: Anna Kendrick

Yes, as in the actress.  But I also LOVED her in Pitch Perfect and now she has a single (the cups song from Pitch Perfect!).  This song is really addictive but also, this video is really stinkin cute...

Thursday, April 11, 2013

How to catch a sorority girl

Student Loans

I wish I was still in college.

2 Chainz is going to be on Law & Order SVU

Here he is with Mariska Hard-to-say.

And of course ICE T had to do this pose with him...of course...

I'm not going to lie, I had no idea what 2 Chainz looked like before I saw these photos.  My mind is blown.  He looks like Kat Williams and Lauryn Hill had a baby.

Do you suffer from road rage?

The answer in Los Angeles is most likely YES.

Someone made this.

It's a Ramen sandwich.  REALLY?!  All I keep thinking about is Justin Timberlake's hair.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013


Hey Macklemore, can we go -------- NO.

This is the cutest animal gif...ever?

The Rapping Weatherman

LA needs a weatherman like this! He needs a job on the Today show - he's definitely up to their standards...just sayin'.  But seriously, can LA get a weatherman that raps?

Lindsay and Letterman

Did you catch the awkwardness when Lindsay Lohan was on David Letterman last night?  WHOA.  But homegirl kind of owned the interview...not bad, not bad LiLo.  She leaves for rehab (again) in May for 3 months.  I don't know why but I'm still pushing for her!  C'mon!!  Lindsay and SamRon reunion please...

Monday, April 8, 2013

Real Life Harry, Hermione and Ron

Spotted in the SAME classroom.  No word yet if it's Hogwarts...


I was going to do something like this!!! UGH.  Whatever, it's cute.  A Glee inspired proposal...

Aubrey Plaza on Ellen

The most awkward person in the world, yet oh-so-lovely.

When you cry in space,

You look like a straight up fool.  THIS IS WEIRD.

An exclusive scene from Scary Movie 5!

The only reason you should watch this is because it's a scene with Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen.  Yeah, those two.  Looks great.

Why does this work so well?

I'm shocked.  Only because this looks so real.

Friday, April 5, 2013

The New Spice Girls?

It's high time for a new girl group to come out and rock some girl power. Also loving that Missy Elliot makes a cameo. Watch out, One Direction.

It's Friday...

Dogs Wearing Pantyhose

Dog lovers beware, this is weird as shit.

The newest meme craze to hit China? Dogs wearing pantyhose. I mean, it's hilarious. But really, WTF?

This little girl...

KILLS IT.  This is amazing! Missy Elliot would be really proud of her outfit too!

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Remember that really hot Calvin Klein Model in the 90's?

Oh yeeeeah - this guy was EVERYWHERE.