Oh snaps.

Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Wednesday, October 31, 2012


It sucks when you have OCD.

Justin the painting horse

My only question is - who names a horse Justin?

Commercial Success

Advertising agencies...take note.

How To Get Arrested

Jump on top of a cop car and really piss the police off, all while dressed as a ghostbuster. I love Halloween.

Jon Hamm Tells You How to Vote Early

This is boring but it's Jon Hamm so obviously I watched every second of it. Informative if you are in Colorado, though.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Macklemore on Ellen

Macklemore -
You have done Seattle proud again.  Thank you for speaking for equality rights.  This performance gave me goosebumps - on this show, live, whenever I hear this song.  AMAZING.

Don't get arrested on Halloween

Why?  Because your mugshot will be ABSOLUTELY ridiculous.

Still need a Halloween costume?

There's still hope.  Like what I just did there?

Hold on to your hair

Ladies on the East Coast - hold on to your weave!

New York

Our thoughts are with you!
Here's a very New York photo - taxis submerged in water.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Becky G x Ke$ha

I'll say this now - Becky G is going to BLOW up!  This girl is pretty great - I mean, I know it's not that difficult to do a Ke$ha song, but still...

Zac Efron News of the Day

Here's his commercial for John John Denim.  Nice moves, Zac.

Vintage Halloween Costumes

Okay, these are fucking terrifying.

And here's Tim Burton dressed in a costume his mom made him when he was a boy. It later became the inspiration for Jack Skeleton in his movie "The Nightmare Before Christmas." It also happens to be creepy as shit. 

Who is Katy Perry Is Voting for?

If this is a question you find yourself asking: 1. Reconsider Everything 2. You're in luck because she had it printed on her dress for a performance.

Good Question

Baby Pumpkin

Is it just me or...is this the creepiest way to announce to family and friends that you're preggers? Maybe that's the point.

Halloween is near

Have you carved your pumpkins yet?  If not, this is pretty legit.


Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Young Ryan Gosling on Canadian Talk Show

Once a babe, always a babe.

Political Lindsay Lohan

....is a dumbass. Someone take her Twitter away.

Gangnam Style Halloween House

Some people have lots of time on their hands, and thank god because we can enjoy the fruits of their labor on the internet. Happy almost Halloween! It's amazing I'm not sick of this song yet...

Half Shaved Animals

Weird, yet cute?

Aladdin and Magic Carpet Costume

Great costume. Who wants to do this with me?

Monday, October 22, 2012

She whips her HATE back and forth

Willow Smith hates EVERYONE ya'll.

Happy Monday

Now try to find the cat in this photo.

Emma Stone

Lindsay Lohan doesn't know what you are...

Friday, October 19, 2012

Please say she spilled something.


Helment Heads

These guys.


A true fan.
He will grow up to be....fat.

Drake Graduated High School

Drake recently announced that he graduated high school.  He even scored a 97% on his final exam!  Congrats!  Must be nice being 25 years old!

This is a wedding photo in 2012

We've come a long way folks.

Who won the First Lady debate?

Jimmy Kimmel, you're such a prankster!

Tales Of A Fourth Grade Lesbo

One of the best plays I've ever seen is coming back this winter but they need your help!  Please take a look at this Kickstarter and if you have anything to spare - please suppose the arts and local artists that are trying to creatively live their lives!

PS Some of the coolest people I know are involved in this project - if you can't donate, make sure to check it out soon!

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Shaq does Prince

Well, not literally.  But he pretends to be Prince and sings "When Doves Cry."  It's still not as good as his performance in Kazaam.

Deer Crossing

Please listen to this...this woman thinks Deer Crossing signs are warning signs for the deer, not humans.  She's dead serious.  I can't believe this is real.

Trapped in the Closet Chapter 23

YES! They're back!!!  I love this Hip-Hopera by R.Kelly!!!  This is Chapter 23.  You can probably catch up on Youtube.

Chelsea Lately

Yesterday my girlfriend and I went to Chelsea Lately thanks to my friend that works for the show - the guest was Miley Cyrus.  Before you roll your eyes, Will Ferrell made a quick appearance and of course, Chelsea Handler was there.  Overall a fun time - Chuy thought I was a guy and hit on Sierra right in front of me.  It was awesome.  We sat front row and if you watched the show and squinted your eyes to the right of the screen, you probably saw the back of our heads.  Also, Miley and I have the same haircut now.

Follow me on Instagram! nicmercado (I want more likes than Sierra)

The Hipster Snuggie

I NEED ONE OF THESE.  No, I'm being serious.