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Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Monday, October 31, 2011

WorkItLA Presents: Gay In LA (Romi Klinger featuring Love Darling)

It's here!  It's finally here!  Check out WorkItLA's first original production - "Gay in LA" with Romi Klinger from The Real L Word and Love Darling.  Why is it good to be gay in LA?  Let Romi tell you - in fact, let her rap about it!  Yes, she's a rapper now.  If don't know, well now you know.  Special appearances from Rachel Rodriguez, Francine, Randee Riot, Gina Young, Charlene Borja, Malice McMunn, Vanessa Craig and many many more!  Ch-Ch-Check it out and share!

Don't forget to check out Romi's new jewelry line Casa Por Vida and her blog Tenderomi!  FOLLOW HER!

How to Accept His Proposal.

Straight down she goes. Just wait for it....

Money Money Money MONNNEYYYYY

This. Is. Fucking. Ridiculous. (via @darrenrovell on Twitter)
"With getting a reported $17M for E! Wedding Special, she made $9,877 per hour she was married to Humphries"

Anthony Bourdain says 'Happy Halloween!'

Hot Damn, he looks good!

Foster The People!

They were on SNL this weekend and last night I watched this performance with Corey's mom on their couch in Manhattan Beach. I hung out more with Corey's parents than Corey. Oops! Joan - download this album so we can sing it!!

An Open Letter to Kim Kardashian

Dear Kim Kardashian,

Sure. You probably married Kris Humphries for the boat loads of money that E! reportedly gave you to do it. Maybe you wanted to walk down the aisle and celebrate in THREE beautifully pricey Vera Wang wedding dresses. Maybe you wanted to bother Wolfgang Puck to feed 450 people thinking it was a celebratory feast. Maybe you wanted to spend 10 million dollars on a "Fairy Tale Wedding" thinking the whole world would be holding their breath waiting to watch.

Sure, Kris Humphries probably did it so someone would actually know who he is. Maybe you two wanted those 450 people to bring you wedding gifts you're going to have to return.

But 72 days later, you're filing for divorce. If I am correct, this is the second time in your life you will be doing that. And while you're able to get married in August and divorced in October for (what seems to be) no other reason besides money and press, there are people in this world who are still denied the right to get married in the first place.

I'm not sure what the true definition of 'the sanctity of marriage' is anymore, but you are a shining example of the opposite. Maybe you could take those millions of dollars and donate it to a cause that matters.

HardCore and SuperMercado

Portishead and Malice?

What more can a girl want?  Gughhhh.  Malice...there are no words...

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Lesbian Couple named Homecoming King and Queen!

Two California high school lesbians were crowned Homecoming Queen and King this weekend.  Rebecca Arellano and Haleigh Adams have been dating since their sophomore year of high school and are overwhelmed with the support they're getting from their peers and family.  Although there are still some haters, this is what they have to say to them:

"For all the girls who think tradition should be continued, go back to the kitchen, stop having sex before you're married, get out of school and the job system, don't have an opinion, don't own any property, give up the right to marry who you love, don't vote, and allow your husband to do whatever he pleases to you.  Think about the meaning of tradition when you use it in your argument against us."

Smart girls!  Congrats gay-dies.  This is amazing!

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Happy Divorce Kim Kardashian!

Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from her husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries.  They were airing their Fairytale Wedding all weekend on E!...so...that's awkward.  No word on what caused the divorce.  Also, no word on which black basketball player she will date next...

Heidi Klum's impressive costume

Wait.  This is brilliant!!


Friday, October 28, 2011

Kitten and Fire Unite

Part of me feels bad this cat keeps burning its paw - the other part of me wonders why it won't stop. My 15 year old wiener dog would never be this dumb....(insert sarcasm here)

Halloween costume ideas...they keep coming!

Happy Halloweekend!

Hope you all have a fabulous Halloween Weekend!

Toddlers and Tiaras

This is correct, little girl.

Offensive Halloween costumes, take 1

Here we go.  The makers of this costume are calling it an educational tool.  What do you think of the "World War II Evacuee" costume for little girls??

I found my costume!!

Francis Bean's engaged!

Curt Cobain and Courtney Love's daughter Francis Bean is engaged to her boyfriend Isaiah Silva from The Rambles.  She's only 19!!  AHHHHH.  Why do I feel like Frannie B is going to be the next Lindsay Lohan...

Can't wait to see what unravels!

Money Face!

Is this the new rage?  Because I totally just did some...

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Is it just me or...

Is Tom Cruise's son Connor kinda hot?
Listen, I know he's 16. But c'mon.

Ape-raham Lincoln.


Who wears short shorts?

Bill Clinton!  Check out this pic of him and Al Gore working out (and then getting McDonald's...) in the 90's.  Oh and I see Al's pee pee.

Wednesday Nights are Amazing.

If you haven't checked out High Kicks at the Mondrian in LA every Wednesday, you're missing out.  Justin Tranter and the rest of the guys from Semi Precious Weapons sure know how to throw a fucking party.  Thank you for continuing to give me a hangover on Thursdays.

WHY is this on your Facebook?

Jewish Groupon.

Are you Jewish? Do you love coupons? Welp, I've found the site for you!

You're welcome.

Steven Tyler lookin' good

Steven Tyler passed out in his bathroom because of "food poisoning and dehydration."  He ended up hitting his face and this was the result.  Umm - food poisoning is your excuse?  Really?  Nice try.  And no, this isn't his Halloween costume...

Douchebag Tyler the Creator

Weird that homophobe Tyler the Creator has a striking resemblance to Miss J...

17-Year-Olds With Too Much Money

Did you know that little 17-year-old Biebs has a Cadillac that he had transformed to look like the Batmobile? He calls it the...Bat-illac. Bieb's Bat-illac has a 'JB' logo on the side of the car, two Batman symbols on the front and back and the word BATMOBILE on the trunk. AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME.

God dammit. Does this kid even know ANYTHING about Batman? He's 17.
He was pulled over in his Biebermobile by cops in LA last night because he was apparently cruising around in a ridiculous motorcade that appeared suspicious..some friends were following behind in a Range Rover and a Rolls Royce...driven by Sean Kingston.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Real Life!

Umm...this is amazing...except that Jasmine looks like Kim Kardashian...

Photography is by Dina Goldstein.

Go away!!

This was found on my Facebook - my friend wrote this when she was in Kindergarten. Her mom sounds awesome!


So this happened.

Mark and Donnie Wahlberg opened a restaurant in Hingham, Massachusetts called WAHLBURGERS. I'm not kidding.

The burger joint opened this week. Here is a picture of the happy family enjoying their Wahlburgers and fries.

Tonight, LOVERS!

Come down to the Mondrian in El Ay to get your party on with Justin Tranter and Semi Precious Weapons at HIGH KICKS. Free RSVP if you contact SKYBARLA@Morganshotelgroup.com.

Who thinks they have the highest kick? I bet mine is higher. Come down and challenge me! Winner gets a drink and a kiss!