Oh snaps.

Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Monday, April 30, 2012

This is happening in our society.

Please don't ever buy this for your child...





I'd like you to try and steal this bike

This is why dogs really are a man's best friend...
LOVE.

The Lawrence Brothers

Fuck I'm OLD.

THEN:

NOW:

Hello Kitty Airlines

Eva Airlines and Sanrio teamed up to make a Hello Kitty themed aircraft.  I want a Spice Girls one please!









Dog needs to hold your hand while driving

Umm...SO CUTE.  I wish Bentley did this!!! UGH!!

Mark's Google Chrome Plea

Have you seen the new Google Chrome ad?  Mark is asking for Jen's forgiveness and a second chance.  First, watch this:



Then check out Jen's response...OUCH.

Dear Mark,
Awwwe hell no! Save your digital Amelie bullshit for some new girl that doesn’t know better than to read it as red flag to your inability to be real or connect on any real and human level. 
This isn’t “out of the blue.” I know you and Caroline broke up. I know you can’t stand being by yourself for a second. The only thing I don’t know is if I’m the only person you made a ‘project’ like this for since your Facebook status change last week.
That little clip of the sock waking me up doesn’t remind me of ‘fun times.’ It reminds me that you couldn’t do anything fun without documenting it, you couldn’t enjoy a fucking moment, or have a moment of intimacy. I alone was never enough.
As for you getting our friends involved, now they’ve failed. I’m the villain and you’re the little wounded bird? Typical. Just like your assumption on our first date that I was a snob and pissy because you took me to Big Jim’s Taco Tent. I was pissed because you were on your phone the whole time playing Words with Mild Acquaintances. I see now all your passive aggressive manipulations, I spent our second date going on roller coasters, which I hate, trying to prove that I wasn’t the snob you set me up to be. The second date wasn’t perfect. Nothing was.
Fuck Off,
Jennifer 
PS - I suggest you delete this ASAP, because I might accidentally leave it open for Anthony to read, and you’ve pretty much outlined every place he can find you to beat your ass.

[okay this might be fake, but still...I'm entertained.]

NBD

Just a horse wearing a pair of jeans...


Meow - the 39 pound cat

I want this cat.

Here's Anderson Cooper with the "healthy" feline...and guess what!  She's up for adoption!!


Rihanna's "Where have you been" music video

Music Monday - enjoy!
SO HOT.

This was posted before...

But now it really works!  I can't wait until May now!


Wednesday, April 25, 2012

I've Been Waiting All Year...


Boom. See ya next year. 

OMG...

How to spot a Seattle Hipster. Do you agree Sierra?!

The cutest thing I've seen in awhile...

All men can be heroes. All men can be husbands. #Equality

The 2013 G Wagon

Seriously it looks like a macbook on wheels.  Bee You Tee Full.

Cool pants

Wait.  I'm confused.




Be a creep...

...with this lady's body guitar.  NO thanks.




Yoga by Animals

You like yoga? Well so do animals. It's a sad day when a bear is more flexible than I am.



Check out the rest HERE

Hey I Just Met Obama

I would probably make this face too


Best Car Ad EVER

Of course this is from Everett, Washington.  Of course.


Jimmy Kimmel and President Obama deliver the news

It's SLOW JAM time!  NOICE.  This is why I love our fucking President.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

This man quit money.

Not a bad way of living...

Discover America

The new commercial for the official USA travel site is pretty great - gays, people of all ethnicities. Pretty cool! Finally... I would travel to the US if I saw this commercial, would you?

Carlton does a flash mob

Alfonso Ribiero (yes, Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) did a random flash mob over the weekend where he did the infamous Carlton dance. Too bad no one really cared...

Rihanna gets caught

Such a song thief! Okay, maybe not. But this is funny...

I hate that I love this.

A Britney Spears medley. Ugh. I love it...

I'm surprised America hasn't jumped on this wagon...

May I present to you, the Cheeseburger Crusted Pizza...yup.  For now it's only available in the Middle East but I expect this to be all the rage here in America in about 2.5 seconds after word gets out and we become jealous.  Don't get it?  Check out the video...WOW.


Google Drive has arrived!

A hard drive in the sky...FINALLY.  Here's Google's latest storage product...


The $500 sticker

I don't know about you, but I am constantly thinking to myself, "Man I wish this room just had another door."  Well I'm in luck!  This sticker door exists!  Oh and it's only $460.  Best Deal EVERRRRR.

WTF.


Captil Hill Block Party 2012

One of my favorite music festivals in Seattle - the lineup looks great!  Who's down?!


Monday, April 23, 2012

Baby Sloths

These are the types of creatures that make me do a weird "holy shit that's so cute but I don't want my co-workers to know what i'm looking at" kind of laugh.


Super Awkward

I mean I guess you could be the face of worst advertisements....


Red Solo Cup

Class class class - or should I say pure "elegunce"


Thursday, April 19, 2012

It's 420 bitches...

This was/is my favorite song on this day.  Enjoy it my friends!!!

People Are Witty

Oh you Facebook people. So funny.


Eau de Macbook

For the truly obsessed Apple fans...
Here's a scent that someone created for an art exhibit - it captures what you first smell when unwrapping your new $1,000 toy...

The description?
The smell of the plastic wrap covering the box, printed ink on the cardboard, the smell of paper and plastic components within the box and of course the aluminum laptop which has come straight from the factory where it was assembled in China.

Ahhhh memories...

Magic Mike - A male stripper movie

Here's the trailer.  Fun fact:  It's based on Channing Tatum's (who stars in it) early years as a stripper...awkward.

I absolutely hate when this happens!

If you sit in an office all day, you know exactly what I'm talking about...
[PS The internets are really slow today...boring...]


Rihanna, girrrrrrrl

Smoke that ish.
[This picture is just CRAY]

Can't wait!

These lyrics look inspiring!!

The Most Downloaded Man

This guy's stock image is used ALL THE TIME. He's the most downloaded man...This is interesting.

If you're obsessed with "Call me maybe"

Yup, this pretty much sums it up. Dammit!

Just Bill Gates jumping over chairs

No big deal...

What a nerd.

Roomba Roomba

This is exactly what I do while I vacuum too.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

The cat alarm

Fucking ANNOYING. But adorable at the same time...

Marvin's Room

I'm still obsessed with this song from Drake...but there are so many good versions out there! Here are some of my faves...



Remind me to get tinted windows...

Girls and tinted windows...'nuff said.

Marina and The Diamonds responds to Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend."

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH

The Ikea TV

Would you buy it? It comes out in 2013...

Hot Problems

No no no no no no.  Are you fucking kidding me?
Hot girls have so much problems...
Come back Rebecca Black...

Secret Menu: Starbucks edition

Welcome to the exclusive club, kids.
[These are lame].

Coachella 2013

The Hologram lineup...NOICE.

I would actually go to this.

Victoria Beckham's birthday cake

Is this even a cake?  It's a fucking plate of fruit.  How depressing.  Happy Birthday Victoria!

Keeping the romance alive...

...in 2012.  Times are hard yo!

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The Real Lisa Frank

Yes...that Lisa Frank.  WOW.  #NotSurprised



Paul McCartney's "My Valentine"

Simple. Beautiful. Natalie Portman and Johnny Depp. The song is...aiiiiight.

Like a fucking boss

I thought I was the only one that ate pizza like this.  PHEW.

Ain't nobody got time for that

New. Ring. Tone.  Remember my favorite video EVER??
Here's the autotuned version...

Mexican Pointy Boots

Fucking RIDICULOUS...
I want to watch this documentary. As a hipster, I will bring these into fruition in LA.

To all of you born in 1988

Turning 24 is just plain AWKWARD. Happy early birthday Sierra!!

I'm 24 - watch more funny videos

Swag.

And this my friends, is how you put in eye drops.

Every lesbian's cookbook

NOT.

BARF.

No, not you-ing

The perfect way to make someone feel like a LOSER. AWESOME.

The Next Movie Trailer Guy

He's only 14! Umm...I love that 1) This is a job and 2) It's this kids dream job...

10 month old is more fit than me

AWESOME.

Happy Tuesday!

Sorry for the lack of posts yesterday - Mondays are the bratWORST.

Remember this?? I can't believe this aired!

Monday, April 16, 2012

Tupac performed at Coachella

Ok I still think he's alive - why didn't he just really perform?  Anyway, technology is fucking amazing these days.  Check out his Halogram perform with Snoop...

When I die I would like to be a Halogram and go clubbing...

Pretty darn accurate

"The Californians." SNL, you got us good!

Friday, April 13, 2012

Be an extra in Romi's music video!

Friends + Lovers,


We're working with Romi again (Casa Por Vida, The Real L Word) on her latest music video and we need your help!  Come join us on Sunday, April 15 at 12 noon.  The shoot is going to be at The Factory/Ultra Suede/The Robertson in West Hollywood (652 North La Peer Drive).  Wardrobe is basic Club Attire.  Please bring a few options so that we can choose what works best - no name brands should be showing.  Again, if you have any friends that are 21+ please feel free to bring them - the more the merrier!  Contact WorkItLA@gmail.com for more info!


Oh hey, thanks guys!



Coca Cola's "Hug Me" Machines

Part of their "Open Happiness" campaign, you can hug these Coca Cola machines for a free can!  This is awesome - I want one here...

Some people...

Okay why would you chop onions on a subway??

AH!

What a great mark!