Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?
Have you seen the new Google Chrome ad? Mark is asking for Jen's forgiveness and a second chance. First, watch this:
Then check out Jen's response...OUCH.
Dear Mark,
Awwwe hell no! Save your digital Amelie bullshit for some new girl that doesn’t know better than to read it as red flag to your inability to be real or connect on any real and human level. This isn’t “out of the blue.” I know you and Caroline broke up. I know you can’t stand being by yourself for a second. The only thing I don’t know is if I’m the only person you made a ‘project’ like this for since your Facebook status change last week.
That little clip of the sock waking me up doesn’t remind me of ‘fun times.’ It reminds me that you couldn’t do anything fun without documenting it, you couldn’t enjoy a fucking moment, or have a moment of intimacy. I alone was never enough.
As for you getting our friends involved, now they’ve failed. I’m the villain and you’re the little wounded bird? Typical. Just like your assumption on our first date that I was a snob and pissy because you took me to Big Jim’s Taco Tent. I was pissed because you were on your phone the whole time playing Words with Mild Acquaintances. I see now all your passive aggressive manipulations, I spent our second date going on roller coasters, which I hate, trying to prove that I wasn’t the snob you set me up to be. The second date wasn’t perfect. Nothing was.
Fuck Off,
Jennifer PS - I suggest you delete this ASAP, because I might accidentally leave it open for Anthony to read, and you’ve pretty much outlined every place he can find you to beat your ass.
[okay this might be fake, but still...I'm entertained.]
The new commercial for the official USA travel site is pretty great - gays, people of all ethnicities. Pretty cool! Finally...
I would travel to the US if I saw this commercial, would you?
Alfonso Ribiero (yes, Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) did a random flash mob over the weekend where he did the infamous Carlton dance. Too bad no one really cared...
May I present to you, the Cheeseburger Crusted Pizza...yup. For now it's only available in the Middle East but I expect this to be all the rage here in America in about 2.5 seconds after word gets out and we become jealous. Don't get it? Check out the video...WOW.
I don't know about you, but I am constantly thinking to myself, "Man I wish this room just had another door." Well I'm in luck! This sticker door exists! Oh and it's only $460. Best Deal EVERRRRR.
These are the types of creatures that make me do a weird "holy shit that's so cute but I don't want my co-workers to know what i'm looking at" kind of laugh.
For the truly obsessed Apple fans...
Here's a scent that someone created for an art exhibit - it captures what you first smell when unwrapping your new $1,000 toy...
The description?
The smell of the plastic wrap covering the box, printed ink on the cardboard, the smell of paper and plastic components within the box and of course the aluminum laptop which has come straight from the factory where it was assembled in China.
Ok I still think he's alive - why didn't he just really perform? Anyway, technology is fucking amazing these days. Check out his Halogram perform with Snoop...
When I die I would like to be a Halogram and go clubbing...
We're working with Romi again (Casa Por Vida, The Real L Word) on her latest music video and we need your help! Come join us on Sunday, April 15 at 12 noon. The shoot is going to be at The Factory/Ultra Suede/The Robertson in West Hollywood (652 North La Peer Drive). Wardrobe is basic Club Attire. Please bring a few options so that we can choose what works best - no name brands should be showing. Again, if you have any friends that are 21+ please feel free to bring them - the more the merrier! Contact WorkItLA@gmail.com for more info!