Oh snaps.

Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Dumb girl gets Bieber tattoo

A girl from Staten Island, New York (go figure...) got a tattoo on her wrist that says "Justin Bieber."  WHY?!!!
 

Lying Down Picture of the Day

Submitted by Bess Byers at Elm and Olympia's band rehearsal.  Without warning, she just layed down.  Amazing.  You can follow Bess on Twitter (@BessByers) or check out her blog:  www.bessbyers.com.

Kid Rock + Bieber


It's a Bieber kind of day. This is what Kid Rock had to say about meeting him:

"He did come up and introduce himself. He said he had my old tour bus, I said, "Hope you had it sanitized, son"
-Kid Rock to Rolling Stone on Meeting Justin Bieber.


Is This Your Car?

This is HEIDI the Cross-Eyed Opossum, Germany's newest rising star. This animal literally has over 180,000 fans on Facebook. But look at the thing!

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BRB, I have an Oppossum to friend.

The Situation + Justin Bieber

Why did I watch this?

Overheard on G-Chat (Take 6)


Hannah: I decided last night that I'm going to be a politician
Hannah: If these idiots can do it, So can I

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Lying Down Picture of the Day

[The double decker, courtesy of Pinkos in Seattle]

Gorillas are Walking Upright (Overheard on G-Chat)


Mercado: i wish we knew for a fact if the world was going to end in 2012
Mercado: because then i would quit my job and travel
Mercado: and just rack up a bunch of credit cards.

Corey: but we don't know.
Corey: you could do it anyway?

Mercado: tough decision though - do i take that chance?

Corey: i dont know. it'll probably be a FUN chance

Mercado: i'd rather die in paris or italy than my cubicle at work.

Corey: yeah duh

Mercado: i mean what if we really only have a year left to live?

Corey: i dont think we do
Corey: remember when we all thought we were gonna die in 2000?
Corey: we're fine

Mercado: gorillas are walking now corey - soon they will take our jobs.

Corey: that is true
Corey: i dont think gorillas can blog yet though
Corey: so we're fine

Mercado: what do you think a gorilla's fb would look like
Mercado: i bet it would be bananas

Oldest person in the world dies at age 115

Eunice Sanborn died yesterday at the age of 115. She was born on July 20, 1896 This picture is of her alive, not dead (just to make a clarification). She was married and widowed 3 times. She even outlived her only child. The oldest person in the world award now goes to Besse Cooper Georgia. She is 114 years old. Keep on truckin girl!

Lady Gaga Meets Packers Fans

In preparation for the super bowl and a love for the Green Bay Packers, a group of kids has done a righteous job of preparing this little youtube sensation.


You know there is some mom or dad behind that video camera amazed at how adorable their children are, astonished at their creativity in combining Lady Gaga's hit with Packers pride and just thrilled they can share this with the world.

I am SO thankful YouTube was NOT around when I was a child.

Everybody's Doing It

Are you playing the LYING DOWN GAME?

Send your pictures to workitla@gmail.com!!!!

Everybody's doing it...




Year of the Rabbit!


Per the Chinese Lunar New Year, it is officially the Year of the Rabbit! To celebrate, BuzzFeed has collected 100 adorable pictures of bunny rabbits for your viewing pleasure.

Waste a ton of time by clicking HERE


I see your true colors.

This is what Cyndi Lauper looked like yesterday.  Girls just wanna have fun eh?  Looking like that though?  That just looks PAINFUL.

A Free iPhone App...your own private theater...

And you LOOK cool doing it too.  Here's an invention by some chick - an awkward hat/mask that holds your iphone so you can watch video on it.  I can't wait to see the one wear TWO people can watch at the same time...

Banksy was here.

Anyone see the HUGE mural on La Brea of Banksy's latest creation?  Some say it has to do with his film "Exit Through the Gift Shop" being nominated for an Oscar.  He's such a sneaky little bastard...

No time, I'll just take a BAGEL SHOT.

The future of food is looking rather...weird.  Some weird dude named Nathan Myhrvold has been working diligently in his food lab to create the craziest shit.  His next big thing?  A bagel shot.  It contains dill, lox and chives.  A complete breakfast!  The funny thing is it looks exactly the same when you barf it up 10 seconds later.  Recyle bitches!

Justin Bieber Topless.

What a lesbian.

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE

Yesterday Corey went to Disneyland for her birthday (jealous).  I received an email from "Buzz Lightyear".  Naturally I was stoked to see Corey and Dan's picture from the Buzz Lightyear ride.  I got the picture below.  Who are these people?!  I texted Corey and her response was "Ours didn't turn out so I sent a different couples."  Fair enough.  The lady looks EXHAUSTED from fighting so many aliens or whatever you're supposed to shoot at.  Thanks Corey!

Hungry?


It's almost lunchtime! Are you getting hungry and can't decide what to eat?
Why don't you try some Giant Toasted Ants.
They have a nutty bacon like taste!

YUM.