Is it just me or....

...does new couple Chord Overstreet (from Glee) and Taylor Swift (serial dater) look more like brother and sister than a couple?  I wonder how cray cray Naya Rivera will get (they apparently hooked up in Vegas and she's been oogling him ever since).  Why am I writing about this?  Oh yeah, because Chord Overstreet has really big lips and Taylor Swift has really small ones.  They must have really shitty makeout sessions.

Ke$ha and James Van Der Beek?

Watch another very ABSURD video from our #1 homegirl Ke-dollarsign-ha.  WTF?  I love Dawson though...but so RANDOM.  Oh KeshBallz, you never cease to amaze me.

I think this is why lesbians hate bubble tea...

Precious.

A child's first time swearing is probably the best thing ever.  Well fucking shit, enjoy...

Kathy Griffin lands new boyfriend?

...And it's the OLD SPICE GUY!!  At first I thought it might be a publicity stunt for her show, "My life on the D list," but her show is no longer on.  This might actually be legit...but HOW?  WHY?  Apparently they've been together since last August.  Imagine how good he smells...Hey Kathy - have you ever heard of the website www.WhosSettling.com?

Umm mom...you have something on your upper lip.

Kanye's abortion views.

Hmm.

I'll take the Poo Poo platter please...

The Marton Restaurant in Taiwan is one to truly give a crap about.  Everything is TOILET themed.  Yes, I said toilet.  Patrons sit on toilets while eating out of toilet bowls.  Don't believe me?  Watch the video below.  WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! How is this a good idea?  Apparently the food is really good.  But still, there comes a time when you have to ask yourself how far you want to take it to eat good food...

Sarah Donner and the Sleepy Kitten

CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!

Kittens with blue eyes who are sleepy. Is there ANYTHING better to watch at 10:54 on a Thursday?

Sarah Donner doesn't have a bad voice either. How pleasant.

Old Man Lightsaber Duel

Some of you will probably find this entertaining....so I'll just leave it right here....

(Side note: I am currently in the process of actually watching Star Wars for the first time in my life. There, I said it. I'd never seen it.)

E.P.I.C. FAIL

This is a failure of epic proportions:

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Let's break down the problems here:

#1. He proposes to her in front of the Cinnabun at a FOOD COURT in the MALL

#2. He plays his girlfriend, Caroline, the shittiest rendition of the much overplayed and cliche "Sweet Caroline"

#3. He says to her "I am dizzy in your presence"

#4. There is a table of 6 senior citizens directly next to him as he is proposing

#5. Did I mention he did this in front of a CINNABUN??

FAIL.

Lying Down Game picture of the day

Submitted from my brother Chris and his friend Wakefield while visiting the Chicago Museum of Natural History.  This picture is EPIC.

This is why lighting is so important...

Penis...or knee?  How embarassing.

Bieber gets another haircut - teen boys and lesbians rush to the barber.

Bieber got another haircut.  He looks like Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry."  Lesbian.

The Real Simpsons!!

Not bad, not bad. What if the Simpsons was actually a reality tv show?

Whoopi Goldberg has a sharting poo-roblem.

Whoopi Goldberg is now the new spokesperson for Poise - pads that people wear when they shart.  She says in the commercial that 1 in 3 women have this problem.  Well Whoopi, 3 in 3 women don't admit this problem and do a commercial about it.  What a shitshow.

Hello, my name is Facebook.

A man in Egypt has named his newborn son Facebook.  I KID YOU NOT.  As an ode to the past struggles of Egypt, he felt the need to celebrate with the awkward name.  Apparently Egypt can shut down Facebook but not stop people from naming their children it.  Jokes on you Egyptian government!!  I'm going to name my child after my favorite site - please welcome, Freeporndotcom.

LiLo gets offered plea agreement...

...but DENIES it.  According to her plea agreement, the DA offered her 6 months in jail to avoid going to court. She has denied her plea bargain and will be attending court for the next few months which could result in more than 6 months jail time.  In other news, I came up with a great name for a bar - Court.

Lying Down Pictures of the Day

This is Daniel and I in San Francisco on Fell Street. As we were taking the pictures, some guy walked by and yelled, "Hey! You Fell on Fell!"

I did not fall, sir. I was lying.

Uggs Just got Uglier

Swarovski is now bedazzling them with expensive diamonds in the form of famous cities including LA, NY, DC, London, Vegas and Miami. They cost $800-900 bucks.

Who in their right mind would purchase these? Uggs are comfy and all, but bedazzled uggs? I have better things to spend 800 dollars on. Like rent. And Beer.