Khloe and Lamar

Will you be watching the 34,409th reality show about one of the Kardashian's??

I don't have a TV, so unfortunately I'll miss this.

IF THERE WAS EVER A GYM I WOULD JOIN...

IT WOULD BE THIS ONE.  Why?  It's a Mario Bros. themed gym!  This looks so fun!  If only they had the sound effects of the game as well...

For the ladies!

WARNING - Boys, you might not enjoy this post...just sayin'.

Last night I was on the phone with a lady friend and she mentioned that she was getting her period.  I decided to make her a "period mix" (if you've seen No Strings Attached you know what I'm talking about.  Then again, no one but me saw No Strings Attached so...).  Here's what's on it:

Red Red Wine (Bob Marley)
Don't Take it Personal (Monica)
The Lady in Red (Chris de Burgh)
Waterfalls (TLC)
Bleeding Love (Leona Lewis)
The Tide is High (Blondie)
Everybody Hurts (REM)
99 Red Balloons (Nena)
Red House (Jimi Hendrix)
I've got the world on a string (Frank Sinatra)
I hate you so much right now (Kelis)
Bad Blood (Neil Sedaka)
Only women bleed (Alice Cooper)
Misery (Maroon 5)
Bitch (Meredith Brooks)
I'd do anything for love but I won't do that (Meat Loaf)
Blood is thicker than water (Pitbull)
Fix you (Coldplay)
Just a girl (No Doubt)
Bleed it out (Linkin Park)
Feedback (Janet Jackson)

To Listen to the mix, CLICK HERE!  And boys - that one week a month is ROUGH.  Be nice.  More importantly, be PATIENT!

Inspiration

This is the most inspirational thing you will see all day.

Zach Wahls, a University of Iowa student, speaks during a public forum to oppose the Iowa House of Representatives's Joint Resolution 6 which is a measure aimed at ending civil unions in Iowa.

Raised by two mothers, Wahls defends civil unions pragmatically and eloquently. Listen and learn from a young 19 year old.

STOP IT. Is this for real?

Honey 2.  Yes, a sequel.  WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

Reese Witherspoon got MARRIED?!

Am I the only one who didn't know Reece Witherspoon got married?! Where in the world did THIS come from? And who in the world is this guy, Jim Toth, she married?!

I guess the wedding was March 26th, apparently I'm real behind on the celeb gossip. Either way, best of luck to the happy (?) couple!

Hungry?

Try the Carl's Jr. Enchilada Turkey Burger -
Simply mix the Guacamole Turkey Burger from Carl's Jr and the Chicken and Cheese Enchiladas from Green Burrito to have the best diarrhea of your life!  Enjoy!

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Starting a band? All you need is an iPhone and a Wiimote

A man has a new Kickstarter Project where he hopes to make software for "The Invisible Instrument" in which you can make full songs with your iPhone and Wiimote.  Is this the future of music?  What are your thoughts?  I think it's a pretty genius idea, but when I go to a show I don't want to see a nerd alert playing on an iPhone and messing around with his Wiimote.  I want live music - a drum kit, a bass, a guitar and maybe some synth.  But an iPhone?  Really?  Oh future, what are you doing the simple things in life??  

In attempts to be more country, Rihanna tries to look white.

WHY WAS RIHANNA INVITED TO THE COUNTRY MUSIC AWARDS?!  Umm...she looked like Reba McEntire.  The best is how "white" she tries to sound while singing...it's a BIG difference from her Grammy performances.  Be yourself girl!  And just say no to the Country Music Awards!!

Detroit HATES Charlie Sheen...

Charlie Sheen had his first show in Detroit over the weekend and apparently BOMBED.  Everyone booed and most people walked out.  Why?  Well it was probably because of his shiteous program.  Here's what went down:

1)  Q&A Session where he answered EVERYTHING - from hooker sessions to crack cocaine (where's his publicist?!!!)
2)  Then he played an interview he did and ripped it apart (BORING)
3)  After the audience started booing, he had his friend Simon Rex come out and freestyle rap (WTF)
4)  When that didn't work, he took his shirt off.

Can we say #LOSING?!!

In your face Jessica Biel!

Just weeks after Justin Timberlake broke up with Jessica Biel and weeks after Olivia Wilde got divorced from her husband - the two slooty sloots stepped out over the weekend as a couple!  This is such a slap in the face.  I mean, it's obvi the two were canoodling during their relationships.  J Biel - you better one up J Tim!  I say you go out with Ryan Reynolds.  He's a babe.

It's MONDAY!!

Here's taking photoshop to a whole different level!  WOW.  (I want to make one of these with me and Bentley..)

Kid Wants to Be Governor

Happy Monday, friends. If you're as upset as I am about being back in the office this morning, then use this video to help you cheer up. It's extreme cuteness overload at it's finest.

Why this kid wants to be the Governor of New Jersey so badly, I'll never know. I'll also never know why his brother is strapped into his car-seat wearing a helmet. Enjoy!

Yup. It happened.

Stephen Colbert does Rebecca Black's "Friday".  As promised, Jimmy Fallon said if $26,000 was raised for Donor's Choice, he would have Stephen Colbert sing the hit song.  Joining Colbert was Fallon, Taylor Hicks, some gross back up dancers and of course The Roots.  The Roots!  How did Rebecca Black manage all of this?!  I can't even get the homeless teens sitting in the park to sing one of my songs.  Well my friends, this has to be one of the best versions of the song I've seen.  Happy Saturday!  Hope your Friday was fun fun fun YEAH!

Lying Down Game picture of the day

Vegas Bitch.

All Access

For the past few days I was in Vegas doing a PA gig for Access Hollywood. I was able to be in the same room and meet some awesome celebs like Helen Mirren (BADASS), Ryan Reynolds (really skinny and a receding hairline), Blake Lively (breathtaking...but SWEATY), Vin Diesel (who cares), Natasha Beddingfield (even bigger who cares), Tyler Perry (Man Oprah), among others.  Also - Billy Bush is actually kind of really funny.  He loves talking about celebrity gossip... LOVES it.  So I apologize for the lack of updates on my part, but I was too busy trying to score free wings at Hooters (VIP status).  Have a good weekend losers!

RIP my little one.

While in Vegas someone stole my flannel.  This is the last picture I have of it.  It's a vintage flannel with lots of hard earned rips and tears and I'm so sad to have lost it.  A flannel to a lesbian is like a child.  I lost my child to some Vegas whore.  I dedicate this post to my favorite flannel friend.  Sigh.

April Fools Day. It Can Happen To You Too.

While at work today I started receiving MANY phone calls, texts, and voice mails all regarding a certain pool table I had for sale on craigslist. After a small amount of digging I stumbled upon this gem...


The following reads: Free pool table....great condition. Was my x-boyfriend's but now I just want it out of here. You gotta come pick it up. Don't expect me to do any lifting...so bring help.
Give me a call or text. I don't check my email.
Keri
and my cell phone #

Thank you to whoever posted this - my day has been thoroughly entertaining!

You Stay Classy Los Angeles...

It's hard to believe Los Angeles is known as the "City of Angels" when shit storms like THIS happen on a Thursday night...

"Los Angeles police are searching for 2 Dodgers fans
responsible for assaulting and critically injuring a man wearing
San Francisco Giants apparel following Thursday's season opener game"

Why can't everyone just give out Free Hugs?

Happy Friday!

So I'm not sure what made my Friday morning better - the man standing along PCH @ 8am waving the bird to everyone, or the email telling me National Skirt Day is now following me on Twitter. I was kind of hoping both were April Fools jokes...

But in light of April Fools today here's the only prank I've found posted online so far...

Red Bull cans all over a guys office. Yawn....the video they posted of how they did it....double yawn. I've seen better pranks of people getting iced. Let's hope they got to expense the Red Bull - that shit's expensive. Tweet us your best April Fools Joke @WorkItLA!

Disclaimer: my guest blogging abilities were never given a timeframe, thus, I've taken it upon myself to continue posting. Plus, Mercado is probably busy getting inside Gossip Girl info from Blake Lively for Corey anyway.