Oh snaps.

Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Friday, September 2, 2011

Pagina.

This is the exact moment when a child discovers the anatomy of humans.


Feel Good Inc.

NOICE.  This Friday keeps getting better and better...

*I think I'm still drunk


Perfect.


oh.

Even with a black eye, Heather Morris is fucking hot.

Tyler Shields did it again.  He's fastly becoming my favorite photographer.  Check out these photos of Glee's Heather Morris.  She's sporting Rihanna's favorite accessory - a black eye.  Oh snaps!  Que ever, it's Friday and these pictures just made it better...




The Best Yogurt Review EVER.

How I like my reviews
- Short
- Concise
- 2 word phrases
- Barely understandable
- Visually amazing


Those Taiwanese definitely know how to tell us the news...

In case you didn't hear, Beyonce is pregnant.  Yup.  To hear how it all went down, definitely watch this video - because it's so accurate.


Surf's Up, Bra

So in light of a recent storm-a-brewin near the Antarctic, Australia and New Zealand, the entire California coast is getting their shit rocked with high surf...I'm talking really high surf. Good news is a tiny boat holding 300 pounds of illegal marijuana got caught in the swell and washed up onshore north of Malibu. Sweet.

This is the wedge yesterday. What's the wedge? It's where people dance the line of crazy and stupid and ride 20ft waves with a foot of water beneath them. Read about it HERE


No big, that's just someones back deck.

Here's a video full of idiots

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Wine Pool

Sure looks like Japan knows how to party. I'd love to hang out here. But I'd also be weary of people peeing in the pool...of wine that I'm drinking from.

Neato

How cool are these business cards!? I want some!

This version is way better...

Umm...this is amazing!  Listen to this cover of Kreayshawn's "Gucci Gucci".  Well played Neon Hitch, well played...LESBIANS REJOICE!


TONIGHT!

See you there!  Open bar from 9-10:30PM!  Here Lounge!  West Hollywood!


Like it's '96

1) I love this girl
2) I want to work at Pop Up video
3) Again, Gina Young is the BEST.

Don't forget to tune into Vh1's Pop Up Video this Fall!  Good work Gina!!

Umm...I don't know about this one.

Gun shaped leash?  Hmm...I feel like someone would call the cops on me...


American Pie: The New Class

Are you sure it's only been 12 years?  By the looks of Tara Reid, you'd think this was 30 years later...just sayin'.


Don't make her snap her fingers.

AHH HELLL NOOOOO.
This girl scares me.  I would never make her snap her fingers.
- elbow elbow -
- wrist wrist -
- snap snap -
- kiss kiss -



The Birds Never Had a Chance

Wait for it...


Dedicated to our resident fish-lover Keripedia

Bear Hugs Dog

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This dog looks skeptical. But, I would too if a bear were hugging me.

Denny's Gets Cheesy

And you get FAT.  Denny's added some new menu items...if you want to get your daily calorie intake in one sitting, go check it out!

Mac N' Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt (1690 calories, 99 grams of fat)

Strawberry Cheesecake Milkshake (850 calories, 50 grams of fat)

Winner Winner Cheesy Dinner (1520 calories, 101 grams of fat)

Today is going to be LOOOOOOONG day

The Lonely Island is getting me through the morning - I have no idea why.