You have got to be fucking kidding me.

What an excuse.  I mean, I told my girlfriend this last week.

Congrats!

You guys will probably have sex only once a month!

File this under "Ridiculous Wedding Photos."

Marching Band is cool ya'll

If you do a cover of LMFAO you are destined to be cool.  Sadly, none of them still got any ass after the game.

Seriously...it's about fucking time.

I just want to re-iterate how great it is that Amanda Knox is free!  4 years of her life down the drain...she never saw Obama become President, never saw an episode of Jersey Shore or Glee, completely missed my college graduation.  Congrats Amanda Knox!  Oh one more thing, Facebook has totally been updating like whoa, so don't be too shocked!

Walrus Sit Ups

Mondays.

Just in case you were wondering.

This is how you open a door.  This was made in 1979.  Obviously doors have changed dramatically since then.  Pay attention - you might learn something.

The Trouble with Apple

This about sums it up. I've hated that stupid rainbow wheel of death for YEARS

+1 For Zuckerberg

He probably just sits around all day, reading Facebook status, ready to comment when need be...

Look closely.

It may not be what you think...avoid sidewalks/concrete at all times!!

FREE!

Fellow University of Washington husky Amanda Knox has been acquitted of her murder charges against her roommate in Perugia, Italy.  Knox has been locked up for the past 4 YEARS.  I'm so happy for her!  She gets to go home to Seattle - let's hope she doesn't study abroad again any time soon...

T. Swifty

This is for Charlene. It's a video of her girlfriend doing "Yeah!" with Usher. Get it girrrrrrl.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Adorbz.

A toy for an adult.

Greatest. Idea. Ever. I want one of these for my office...just sayin'.  Especially the condom...I'm definitely going to need that one.

Big Louis CK fan

...not a big fan of his wife though.

Betty White Has it Right.

Overheard on G-Chat

"So I watched my buddy shoot a wild boar in the head with a handgun" -Phillip.

Musta been a great trip to San Francisco this past weekend...

Need that sucker stuffed? Call Chuck Testa!

UW is Beautiful!

Holler!! University of Washington has been voted the #2 most beautiful campus on Slate.com! I couldn't agree more...if you haven't had a chance to get up to Seattle to check out Mercado and I's Alma mater, what are you waiting for!? Get up there!

Here's what Slate is saying about the home of the Huskies:

The eye-catching Collegiate Gothic Suzzallo Library at UW’s Seattle campus has 35-foot-high stained-glass windows and elaborately gilded vaulted ceilings that soar 65 feet in the air. But come spring, the Quad’s 30 Yoshino cherry trees steal the spotlight with blooms of delicate pink petals set against red-brick buildings (peak cherry blossom season, mid-March to early April).

Photo-op: The Drumheller Fountain for spot-on views of snowcapped Mount Rainier.

To-Do List: Musical acts at the newly renovated Neptune Theatre, which debuted in the University District in 1921.

Finger Toes

Ciara has some looooooong ass toes.  Whoa.  Infant fingers!!!

Some inspiration for your Monday

Here's a modernized take of Starry Starry Night.  The infamous painting originally painted by Vincent "no ear" Van Gogh is beautiful, but I'm not going to lie - this is really amazing.  Perfect for a Monday!  This is going to be a loooooong week.

Arrested Development is coming back!

This is the best news I've heard in a looooong time.  Arrested Development is coming back for a mini-season and a movie.  If you've never watched, you need to.  The awkward show stars Jason Bateman, Will Arnet, Portia De Rossi, Michael Cera and others.  I'm so excited for this!!!