Halloween costume ideas...they keep coming!

Happy Halloweekend!

Hope you all have a fabulous Halloween Weekend!

Toddlers and Tiaras

This is correct, little girl.

Offensive Halloween costumes, take 1

Here we go.  The makers of this costume are calling it an educational tool.  What do you think of the "World War II Evacuee" costume for little girls??

I found my costume!!

Francis Bean's engaged!

Curt Cobain and Courtney Love's daughter Francis Bean is engaged to her boyfriend Isaiah Silva from The Rambles.  She's only 19!!  AHHHHH.  Why do I feel like Frannie B is going to be the next Lindsay Lohan...

Can't wait to see what unravels!

Money Face!

Is this the new rage?  Because I totally just did some...

Is it just me or...

Is Tom Cruise's son Connor kinda hot?

Listen, I know he's 16. But c'mon.

Ape-raham Lincoln.

Done.

Who wears short shorts?

Bill Clinton!  Check out this pic of him and Al Gore working out (and then getting McDonald's...) in the 90's.  Oh and I see Al's pee pee.

Wednesday Nights are Amazing.

If you haven't checked out High Kicks at the Mondrian in LA every Wednesday, you're missing out.  Justin Tranter and the rest of the guys from Semi Precious Weapons sure know how to throw a fucking party.  Thank you for continuing to give me a hangover on Thursdays.

WHY is this on your Facebook?

Jewish Groupon.

Are you Jewish? Do you love coupons? Welp, I've found the site for you!

JEWPON.COM

You're welcome.

Steven Tyler lookin' good

Steven Tyler passed out in his bathroom because of "food poisoning and dehydration."  He ended up hitting his face and this was the result.  Umm - food poisoning is your excuse?  Really?  Nice try.  And no, this isn't his Halloween costume...

Douchebag Tyler the Creator

Weird that homophobe Tyler the Creator has a striking resemblance to Miss J...

17-Year-Olds With Too Much Money

Did you know that little 17-year-old Biebs has a Cadillac that he had transformed to look like the Batmobile? He calls it the...Bat-illac. Bieb's Bat-illac has a 'JB' logo on the side of the car, two Batman symbols on the front and back and the word BATMOBILE on the trunk. AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME.

God dammit. Does this kid even know ANYTHING about Batman? He's 17.

He was pulled over in his Biebermobile by cops in LA last night because he was apparently cruising around in a ridiculous motorcade that appeared suspicious..some friends were following behind in a Range Rover and a Rolls Royce...driven by Sean Kingston.

WTF.

Real Life!

Umm...this is amazing...except that Jasmine looks like Kim Kardashian...

Photography is by Dina Goldstein.

Go away!!

This was found on my Facebook - my friend wrote this when she was in Kindergarten. Her mom sounds awesome!

Wahlburgers

So this happened.

Mark and Donnie Wahlberg opened a restaurant in Hingham, Massachusetts called WAHLBURGERS. I'm not kidding.

The burger joint opened this week. Here is a picture of the happy family enjoying their Wahlburgers and fries.

Tonight, LOVERS!

Come down to the Mondrian in El Ay to get your party on with Justin Tranter and Semi Precious Weapons at HIGH KICKS. Free RSVP if you contact SKYBARLA@Morganshotelgroup.com.

Who thinks they have the highest kick? I bet mine is higher. Come down and challenge me! Winner gets a drink and a kiss!