Oh snaps.

Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Fooled you!

JoJo's "Disaster"

But I kind of love this song.  JoJo released her new song/video "Disaster."  Check it out.  And if you don't fancy it, just listen to the video below it and reminisce about Middle School.



Well that makes sense.

Hey gays, just act less gay!  Duh!

This is fucked up.  Don't be a drag, just be a Queen.

Chris Brown wore a boner for his costume.

Not intentionally, but that's all I can see.  What the fuck is this?

Bummer.

But so adorable!

Happy Walk Of Shame Day!

Did you participate in this National holiday?  If so, congrats!  If not, there's always tonight, tomorrow night, the night after that, etc.

Amanda Knox

Costume or Disguise?  You decide!  Loving the Sounders scarf!  PS Do you think she found a new roommate in Seattle?  I bet she's having some trouble...just sayin'.

It's the first of the month!

Rent is due...womp womp. But hey, at least you get to listen to this today!

Monday, October 31, 2011

WorkItLA Presents: Gay In LA (Romi Klinger featuring Love Darling)

It's here!  It's finally here!  Check out WorkItLA's first original production - "Gay in LA" with Romi Klinger from The Real L Word and Love Darling.  Why is it good to be gay in LA?  Let Romi tell you - in fact, let her rap about it!  Yes, she's a rapper now.  If don't know, well now you know.  Special appearances from Rachel Rodriguez, Francine, Randee Riot, Gina Young, Charlene Borja, Malice McMunn, Vanessa Craig and many many more!  Ch-Ch-Check it out and share!






Don't forget to check out Romi's new jewelry line Casa Por Vida and her blog Tenderomi!  FOLLOW HER!


How to Accept His Proposal.

Straight down she goes. Just wait for it....

Money Money Money MONNNEYYYYY

This. Is. Fucking. Ridiculous. (via @darrenrovell on Twitter)
"With getting a reported $17M for E! Wedding Special, she made $9,877 per hour she was married to Humphries"

Anthony Bourdain says 'Happy Halloween!'

Hot Damn, he looks good!

Foster The People!

They were on SNL this weekend and last night I watched this performance with Corey's mom on their couch in Manhattan Beach. I hung out more with Corey's parents than Corey. Oops! Joan - download this album so we can sing it!!

An Open Letter to Kim Kardashian

Dear Kim Kardashian,

Sure. You probably married Kris Humphries for the boat loads of money that E! reportedly gave you to do it. Maybe you wanted to walk down the aisle and celebrate in THREE beautifully pricey Vera Wang wedding dresses. Maybe you wanted to bother Wolfgang Puck to feed 450 people thinking it was a celebratory feast. Maybe you wanted to spend 10 million dollars on a "Fairy Tale Wedding" thinking the whole world would be holding their breath waiting to watch.

Sure, Kris Humphries probably did it so someone would actually know who he is. Maybe you two wanted those 450 people to bring you wedding gifts you're going to have to return.

But 72 days later, you're filing for divorce. If I am correct, this is the second time in your life you will be doing that. And while you're able to get married in August and divorced in October for (what seems to be) no other reason besides money and press, there are people in this world who are still denied the right to get married in the first place.

I'm not sure what the true definition of 'the sanctity of marriage' is anymore, but you are a shining example of the opposite. Maybe you could take those millions of dollars and donate it to a cause that matters.


XoXo,
HardCore and SuperMercado


Portishead and Malice?

What more can a girl want?  Gughhhh.  Malice...there are no words...

Wandering Star from Christopher Neil on Vimeo.

Lesbian Couple named Homecoming King and Queen!


Two California high school lesbians were crowned Homecoming Queen and King this weekend.  Rebecca Arellano and Haleigh Adams have been dating since their sophomore year of high school and are overwhelmed with the support they're getting from their peers and family.  Although there are still some haters, this is what they have to say to them:

"For all the girls who think tradition should be continued, go back to the kitchen, stop having sex before you're married, get out of school and the job system, don't have an opinion, don't own any property, give up the right to marry who you love, don't vote, and allow your husband to do whatever he pleases to you.  Think about the meaning of tradition when you use it in your argument against us."

Smart girls!  Congrats gay-dies.  This is amazing!

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Happy Divorce Kim Kardashian!

Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from her husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries.  They were airing their Fairytale Wedding all weekend on E!...so...that's awkward.  No word on what caused the divorce.  Also, no word on which black basketball player she will date next...

Heidi Klum's impressive costume

Wait.  This is brilliant!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Friday, October 28, 2011

Kitten and Fire Unite

Part of me feels bad this cat keeps burning its paw - the other part of me wonders why it won't stop. My 15 year old wiener dog would never be this dumb....(insert sarcasm here)