Oh snaps.

Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Baby Hugs

There are no words. This is so cute. Too bad my dog is the size of the baby and I'm more the size of the dog....but it could still be cute, right?


JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS ENGAGED!

Do you hear that?  That is the sound of thousands of girls (and gay men) crying because Justin Timberlake has officially proposed to Jessica Biel aka the most boring girl in the world.  The couple have been together for over 4 years and recently split for 3 months but got back together.  He proposed in Wyoming during Christmas a couple of weeks ago.  Congrats?  Mary Camden, you lucked out bitch!

Shit white girls say...to black girls

New Music!

LOVE this band:  Angus and Julia Stone.  Beautiful.



Keep that tradition forever!

Really?  I'd like to see this "tradition" on other family members.

If you didn't hear...

That one Mormon won Iowa's caucus...literally by 8 votes.

(He caught a fish this big)

Take her out Jason Segel!!

I don't think she's crazy...I mean, I would do it.




Tuesday, January 3, 2012

How To Love Flash Mob

I don't know if this really counts as a flash mob, but it's definitely adorbz.

I Like Your Style

I sincerely hope all of my friends who have become teachers have a similar encounter to this at one point in their lives.


I Love Lamp.

Good work Mr. Burgundy.

If I had YouTube as a child...

I would pull shit like this ALL the time.

My next job.

Will be as an interpreter. Fan to the hair required.

Khloe Kardashian gets Punk'd

Yes, 2012 brings the return of Punk'd apparently. Check out this sneak peek of Khloe Kardashian getting punk'd! I actually laughed out loud at this...I don't know why. Maybe it's because Miley has the deepest voice ever or because Khloe tells the paramedic her full fucking name.

This made me feel all sorts of awkwards...

Hey, don't propose on a jumbotron if you're going to get rejected.  That's just plain embarrassing!

Hey guys, this guy HATES the Kardashians.

OUCH. (Yet true).

The Power of the Xbox Kinect

EVERYONE and their mother is going crazy over Just Dance on the Kinect.  I'm not going to lie, I spent a good portion of my New Years day playing this game.  Yes it makes you feel uncomfortable and you never look as good as the characters on the game do, but fuuuuck - it's fun.  Here's a 97 year-old woman playing!

That's why you always do a mic check.

Womp Womp

Stairway to Heaven

Or maybe just your upstairs. Either way this makes getting sent upstairs to clean your room 10x more entertaining.




Good luck getting up these at 2am on a Friday night. 


                                                               
                                                                 Slide stairs. FTW. 

Happy Twenty Dozen!

It's 2012 - I hope you made terrible decisions before midnight on New Year's.  May this year bring you happiness, health and less pictures of Steven Tyler's boobs!  Cheers friends!

Shooting Stars

Starting late tonight (at approximately 2:30am Wednesday morning) will be the first, and projected to be the best, meteor shower of 2012! So grab your blankets and head to the darkest part of the city and watch the magic above!

Then you can play this song and get real sentimental while staring at the sky.