Trying not to be a model AT ALL.

Toddler & Tiaras Special Juice

This bitch is crazy. Oh and her mom is crazy too.

She wants to grow up and be a coupon-er...like her Momma.

Wu Tang Flan

They're baaaaaaaack

Not only have you seen every cast member of Jersey Shore on every tv show in the past week, but you will endure seeing their season premiere episode every hour on the hour on MTV and MTV2 and probably Vh1 this weekend.  It premieres tonight!  Not going to lie...stoked.

Angelina Jolie Doppleganger

Holy!  Spanish actress Lina Sanz looks EXACTLY Angelina Jolie.  Here's what I'm thinking - we punk Brad Pitt and get him in bed with this chick.  Hilarious!

Lebron Gets Engaged

Lebron James recently got engaged over NYE to his long-time girlfriend and mother of his 2 children Savannah Brinson.

I'm not even going to bother making a ring joke here.....Go Lakers.

Kids LOVE The Biebs

Watch as kids get (overly) excited every time Justin Bieber answers a question.  What is it with the Biebs?! Speaking of, there's a Groupon today for 2 singing Bieber toothbrushes for $14.  Get it girl!

That's gotta hurt.

But at least he's smiling! (And she's trying to).

WHY DO GIRLS DATE ASSHOLES??

This is pretty good.  "Your face could look like a tree stump.  But if you're confident, you're going to get mouth hugs."

I'm going to start being an asshole.  Fuck off.

Facebook While Showering!

I mean, I want this.  And for $23 I think it's kind of a steal...

Haters Gonna Hate

This guy, Ronald Deaver, got in an altercation with a 48 yr old man and alleged stabbed him because apparently the man did not know who Beyonce was married to.

If only that guy kept up on his WorkItLA....this might never have happened.

Rack City Grandma

Priceless. I will be this cool when I'm a grandma.

Shit Single Girls Say.

There's a new one of these every day, but they're so good!

There you are Casey Anthony

Just making YouTube videos...awkward ones.  Let's just pretend that you didn't get away with murder shall we?

Twitter Reacts to JT

As news slowly spread of JT & Jessica's engagement today the twitterverse took to voicing their opinions....obviously. Here's some favorites:

Touche.

National Trivia Day!

Fun Fact: Today is National Trivia Day! As writer Keripedia I'm ashamed I didn't know this earlier.

National Trivia Day: 1
Keri: 0

Anyway - here are some fun facts for you today:

The same person who sang "You're a Mean One Mr.Grinch" was also the voice of Tony the Tiger 

(Thurl Ravenscroft) 

In the 1970's, Mattel sold a doll called "Growing Up Skipper." Her breasts grew when her are was turned. 

M&M's actually stand for "Mars & Murrie's," the last names of the candy's founders

Check out the rest HERE

YouTube Slam

Tired of getting in arguments about which cat video is the cutest on YouTube? Well fear no more, let your voice be heard and then rub it in your friends face when Spiderman cat out-cutes sleeping cat. 

Vote for your favorite HERE

Gov. Christine Gregoire Supports Gay Marriage!

This makes me so proud to be from Washington.

Governor Gregoire has announced that she backs up gay marriage and hopes to make Washington the seventh state to legalize gay marriage in the United States.  Yay friends!  I'm so happy!

"It is time, it's the right thing to do, and I will introduce the bill to make it happen," Gregoire said.

Giving Kids Terrible Christmas Presents Part 2

This never gets old...I can't wait until the Valentines edition, President's Day edition, Easter...etc.

The Darth Vader Burger

I love you France.