Oh snaps.

Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Grillex is the new Skrillex

LA native Skrillex, aka Sonny, has opened his first food truck for business. What started as a silent business erupted onto the internets yesterday when tweets broke news of his truck positioned on Sunset. What is the menu you may ask? Well let me tell you...


** The Chub-step: overstuffed cocktail-weenie-and-porcetta sandwich on challah
** The Banger-ang:  pile of British-style sausages mixed with Fritos, topped with a scoop of an unidentifiable ice cream 

And the real kicker,
** Sonny Special: $12 lukewarm bottle of water served with a single Marlboro 100 



Happy Easter!

What a PERFECT costume for Sunday!

The Bacon Taco

Why has no one made this for me yet??

The power of Music

This 15 year old listens to a dubstep song for the first time and plays it on the piano immediately after.  Oh and he's blind.  This is just magic, pure magic.

Steve Aoki x Kid Cudi x Travis Barker

New single called "Cudi the Kid."  Thoughts??

meh.

When to wear sweatpants

Umm...ALL THE TIME, duh!

Make beautiful music with your pee

Rock out with your cock out - LITERALLY.

Welcome to the fold, Android



If you didn't figure it out by the many Instagram notifications you've been getting - Androids officially have Instagram!  And iPhone users are PISSED.  Why?  iPhone users are saying Instagram will be ruined by the shitty taste of Android users.  HAHAHA Really?!  Is this really an argument these days?

Welcome to Instagram Droids...

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Free Cone Day!

Today is Free Cone Day at Ben & Jerry's from Noon to 8pm! 
Stop by and get yourself a free scoop! 


Baby Daddy P.2

Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin's ex-baby daddy, is going to be a father! AGAIN. With his new girlfriend of a year....who is 20 years old. This guy has got to have super-human sperm.


His quote: "It wasn't expected - but we're excited" - shocker.

Tornadoes in TX

And people make fun of me for being scared of tornadoes....

Somebody That I Used To Know

So apparently people really love covering this song. Here's a couple great ones...including a Glee sneak peak performanc



Fact: Kittens Hate Vacuumes

I don't even really like cats and this had me saying "awwwww"

Words of Wisdom

from Donald Glover. Aka Childish Gambino.


Werk It

Get some. 


Monday, April 2, 2012

The annoying kid from Problem Child

...looks like a serial killer now.



Canned Cheeseburger...

Just boil and serve!

[FUCKING GROSS]

National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day

Today marks National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day. These are those moments in life where I think wow, they really have made a day for everything. Here are some great PB&J recipes to go along with this life-damaging song.

National Cleavage Day

National Cleavage Day was last week....this one's for you fellas. 



Orphaned Manatee

Did you know you can adopt a manatee? Well you can...