You take my bed, I'll take yours.

This is adorable!!  It reminds me of the time I woke up in Bentley's doggy bed drunk and found him in mine.

John Krasinski, Jason Segel, Emily Blunt and Alison Brie Crash a Bachelor Party

This past weekend, some lucky ladies had a few familiar visitors come crash their bachelorette party in Ann Arbor, MI and start singing karaoke. Those vistors? John Krasinski, Jason Segel, Emily Blunt and Alison Brie. Someone caught the performances on their cell phones (so excuse the crappy quality of the videos) and of course put them up on the good ol' interwebs.

Here's John and Jason singing "With a Little Help from My Friends"

Here's a clip of Emily and Alison singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart"

The Awkward Lean

We all know girls who do this...it's called The Awkward Lean and every girl does it.  Well now there's a SITE dedicated it.  Here are some of my faves...

The President Will Make Your Baby Stop Crying

"Move over Michelle, I got this" -Barack

....well they removed the video. So click this link to see it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WPtEGOp5rI&feature=player_embedded

Miss USA Contestants are Asked About Evolution

This video, compiled and edited brilliantly by the Miami New Times, gives me no hope for anything whatsoever. Each contestant was asked a series of questions before appearing in the Miss USA Pageant that recently took place in Las Vegas. They were asked about evolution, and some of the answers are astoundingly ridiculous. They were also asked to make the sounds of a motor boat/police siren, which the Miami New Times mixed into their answers about evolution. My favorite parts include Miss Iowa stating, "I took evolution in college" and Miss Alabama exclaiming, "No I do not believe in evolution and it should not be taught in schools." Enjoy!

Horse + Bouncy Ball = Hilarity

Sad.

OMG I'm so excited for this!!

Umm...This is amazing.  I kind of really LOVE the smell of paper - in books, fresh copies, etc.  Well now they have something for freaks like me!  It's a candle that smells like pen and ink - I'm actually going to order this RIGHT NOW.

Asians.

Yes, they dye pets to make them look like other animals.  Asians.
(I can say this because I'm Asian.  And because I'm going to do this later tonight.)

Oh there you are Ashanti

Remember when you were at the top of the charts?  Well now you're asking DUMB questions on Twitter.  Just so you know, Facebook is ONE word.  Also, WHO THE FUCK CARES.

Really LiLo??

Lindsay Lohan has filmed a short commercial for Beezid.com while being under house arrest.  Really girl?  Hey, at least she's making money and apparently "finding deals."  Only Lindsay Lohan...

Celebrities with OCD

I bet you had NO idea...
Celebrities are a weird breed.  These don't really surprise me...

David Beckham
- Straightens furniture constantly. Everything has to be in straight lines or in pairs. For example, if there are 3 cans of coke in the fridge, he'll throw one away.

Megan Fox
- Can't use public restrooms

Katy Perry
-  Can't stand broken makeup and pet fur on furniture/clothes.

Billy Bob Thornton
- Constantly adding numbers in his head.

Howie Mandel
-  Germ freak - literally hasn't shaken anyone's hand since 2001.  Watch him cringe on "Deal or No Deal."

Charlize Theron and Jennifer Love Hewitt
-  Won't go to sleep unless every cabinet and closet is properly organized and the door is shut.

Howard Stern
-  He's a tapper.  Before he does certain things, he has to tap it first a few times.

Jessica Alba
-  Can't sleep in hotel beds.  Hates knowing other people have slept in her bed.

Cameron Diaz
-  Germ freak.  Constantly washes her hands and never touches doorknobs or handles.

Sean Connery is a PC

He was fucking James Bond - leave him alone Steve Jobs!

Overheard in an elevator

This morning I took the elevator up to my office and overheard a hipster Asian girl on the phone:

"With the amount of coke I have daily, I'm surprised I'm always tired."

You decide:  Drink or Drug?!

Overheard on G-Chat (Take 18)

This is a good one from Keripedia:

"So here's a totally random story. As I was listening to Spice Girls Pandora I all of the sudden remember that back in middle school I won a radio contest for Spice Girls stuff...

I won the Spice World soundtrack and a bottle of "spice."

I was super pumped and thought I was getting like a bottle of their perfume that no one had.

No.

I got a bottle of nutmeg."

Hahaha. I love the Spice Girls.

Brid

Sneaky Facebook

Trying to check Facebook during work but don't want to get caught?  Well there's an answer for you - check out EXCELLBOOK - it makes your Facebook look like an excel sheet.  Ha!  This is pretty hilarious...Try it out.

Google goes gay!

In honor of Pride month, Google will be showing a rainbow whenever you search for something gay!  Yay!  Speaking of Pride, I will be in Seattle next weekend for the Pride Festival.  I'm so excited to be gay with all of my close friends.  If you are going to be in Seattle, don't forget to check out Team Gina - they're reuniting for a show at the Pride Festival in Seattle Center around 4 PM at the main stage on Sunday, June 26.

A Dog Smiling...

This dog is having an AMAZING day!  Look at that CHEEZ!!

How do you celebrate The Stanley Cup win?

Spend $156,000!  The Boston Bruins celebrated at Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut last Saturday.  This was their receipt...No big deal...