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Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Shaquille O'Neal Sunglasses

I'm sorry, but I refuse to wear sunglasses from someone who did the movie "Kazaam."  Shaq's new line is called "Dunkman" and is sold exlusively for the Forever K Michael eyewear brand.  You can soon purchase them at the 99 cent store!



Banksy occupies London!

Banksy created this sculpture as a gift to the Occupy Londoners!  It's so good!!

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

THIS IS WHAT A DINOSAUR FEELS LIKE

I want her as my own.

Snooki's Tweets with Grandma

The title says it all.  A grandma reads Snooki's tweets.  Adorable or disturbing?

Pizza Party

This.is.internet.gold. And also maybe one of the best songs about pizza..or best songs in general...that I've ever heard. Now I'm hungry!! Watch.

Kevin Bacon Approves of New Footloose

Everyone can now rest easy knowing that Kevin Bacon approves of the new movie remake of 'Footloose.'
Bacon took to Twitter to inform us all of his approval. He tweeted: "F-Loose! Just saw it. Congrats to Craig, Kenny, Julianne, Dennis, Andie, Miles, and the rest of the cast. U guys rocked it!" Along with a picture of his ticket stub to prove he actually went to see the movie.
I call bullshit. There is no way the movie Footloose can be any good without Kevin Bacon. Also, i't s a remake. Remakes always suck. Has anyone seen it yet?

Jonathan Lipnicki celebrated his 21st Birthday.

This only means one thing - I am fucking OLD.  The Jerry Maguire star is now 21 years old.  Where is he now?  Still doing movies (obviously the really good ones).  Oh yeah, and there are rumors going around that he is gay.  See you at The Abbey J!



Justin Biebs and Selena Creating a Family!

No, Selena Gomez is not preggers. But the two lesbians lovers have adopted a dog together! Hooray!
They named their new husky mix puppy Baylor. I have to admit, it's one freaking cute dog.


Speaking of Rubik's cubes,

This guy can solve one while juggling.  How does one discover they have this talent?  I'm curious...


Butt-Head's gums

Beavis and Butt head returns on MTV on October 27th.  To celebrate, check out these ladies with Butt-Head's infamous gums...





Best Halloween Costume ever?

This is a functioning Nikon Camera costume.  Yes, it actually works.  To see how they made it, watch the video!  So cool!!



Making of the Camera Costume from Tyler Card on Vimeo.



Fully Functional Camera Costume from Tyler Card on Vimeo.

I Laughed

Dubstep - seriously, how do people do this?

I'm just amazed...

Cat Gets Stuck in Traffic Light

It's a mystery to me how this cat got stuck up in the traffic light, but how freaking cute?! Watch it just sit there as it goes from green to yellow to red. I want!!

The Hipster Rant.

Don't hate.

Lindsay Lohan to pose for Playboy

I'm shocked! (NOT).  Lindsay Lohan just made a deal with Playboy to pose for an upcoming issue for a whopping $1 million.  One MILLION dollars.  I mean, she needs the money - do you know much lawyer fees are?  And she's just planning for the future - all the bail she's going to be paying through her life.  Congrats Lindsay!

Happy Cart

If a cleaning cart can be this happy everyday - then so can we.