Oh snaps.

Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Cheer Up, Kev


Trapped In the Closet

So R. Kelly is still trapped in the closet....for 32 more chapters.

According to R. Kelly he's looking for investors. Also according to R. Kelly every character contracts some sort of illness by chapter 22.....awesome? Read the full story HERE  

In the mean time, let me catch up you on the first 12 chapters:

Christmas Lights

This kind of puts Clark Griswold to shame.....but only kind of.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Did you know there was a butter shortage in Norway?

I had no idea.  But this is a serious matter, folks.  Send some butter to Norway!  Find out more HERE.

Father of the Year

The biggest boy band in Japan...

Umm...they totes stole my band name.  WTF.



Ultimate Insult

Next time someone says something that absolutely warrants a comment, don't waste your time coming up with the proper insult....

Reply with this little nugget:

Cat Senses

This can't be true. I mean, people aren't seriously this stupid, right??

Blue Goes Green

A company recently launched in May of 2010 called United By Blue  who have dedicated themselves to helping the oceans and turning Go Green into Go Blue! For every product sold they pledge to pick up 1 pound of trash from our oceans and waterways! To date they have picked up over 82,000 pounds!!

Be sure to check out their website or follow them on facebook, youtube, and twitter!


Drunk History Christmas

I love these Funny or Die 'Drunk History' episodes. If you haven't seen any yet, head over and watch them all. Their newest one is 'Drunk History Christmas' starring THE GOSLING, so obviously it's fantastic and reminds me of how beautiful that man is. It also stars Eva Mendes and Jim Carrey as a pretty convincing Santa Clause.

Penguins Chasing a Butterfly

TOO CUTE.

Call & Oates

Frantic to hear a Hall & Oates song but can't access youtube? Your collectors edition CD is scratched? Or the tape player isn't working? Don't fret - there's a hotline to help. Apparently Colorado residents have a large soft spot for Hall & Oates...



There's a large part of me that wishes THIS version of "you make my dream come true" played....

Passive Aggressive Gifts

Everyone has family members they can't stand absolutely love - so here's some great gift ideas for that special someone you look forward to seeing every year....

1. The trick calculator. Nothing says I would love for your child to succeed like a calculator that produces the wrong answer - for every answer.

Sure there's a setting that switches it back....but no one needs to know that.


2. The gun shaped USB. For the family member you hope gets clothes-lined by TSA while trying to casually check a bag.


Happy Holidays everyone!

People - watch, learn

You can learn a thing or two about washing dishes from this monkey!

Pajama Pants for MEN

Oh Thank God!  I've been waiting ages for these...Check out these styles...get it girrrrrrrrrl.  Note the fake boxers effect...smooth Daddy, smooth.



This is the Modern Woman

AKA Corey.

Merry Fucking Christmas!

Don't ever play this trick on some guy from the Jersey Shore...

Monday, December 19, 2011

Canned Chicken

I find this pretty freaking gross, so I had to share. Would YOU eat it?

Shit Girls Say...Part 2.

I am fucking loving this...

The Lady is a Tramp

Gaga and Tony Bennett are just adorable together in this song/video. I love seeing Gaga do jazzier music, I think she's just fantastic in this song.