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Welcome to the internets. Where most of you spend countless hours during the week. We get paid to sit in front of the computer and pretend to do work, but really, we're finding out what Lindsay Lohan had for breakfast and googling awkward pictures of cats. Here's a toast (a blog toast because drinking is NOT allowed during work...) to all of you 40 hours a week craftsmen. Because let's be honest, we are all craftsmen. Do you know how hard it is to quickly exit a facebook browser?

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Awkward.

I hope I never get mistaken as a knee.......EVER.


This Disneyland Picture...

...trumps EVERY other Disneyland pic!


Research

I always wondered...I don't know how "accurate" this is.


Monday, December 10, 2012

Segway Sledding

This looks so boring.


Zing!

My holiday card this year.


Lindsay Lohan Can't Pay Her Rent

Is anyone surprised? Earlier this year she bought a stupid expensive house in Beverly Hills and now she can't pay the $8,000 rent. It's being reported that she's asking friends for money, and she's selling her clothes to LA vintage shop Wasteland to help pay the billz.

Guess that "Liz and Dick" paycheck just didn't cut it.




All I want...

...is to see this in person.


Santa is a UPS Man.

Oh you didn't know?  This is clever...


I bet his parents LOVE him

This kid can imitate a siren - perfectly.  Good or bad thing?

Mario Lopez and his tree

He tweeted this - he's just putting the star on his tree with his daughter.  NO BIG DEAL.



Ballsack Ornaments

It took me a while to figure out what these were (enter lesbian joke here).  But here ya go - ball sack ornaments!


Gangnam Style is out - the Dougie is baaack!

This kid agrees -


A monkey in Ikea

There was a random monkey walking around an Ikea last night in Toronto, Canada.  It was also wearing a very stylish coat.  No one knows how it got there...and how much he paid for that coat...




Yoko Ono does Katy Perry's "Firework"

YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT!


Friday, December 7, 2012

Overheard on G-Chat...

Mercado: Dude NONE of my bosses are in today. I'm BLASTING Beyonce.

These guys...

These guys just got MARRIED in Washington State.  Yup, these guys.  I LOVE IT.


Barf

JUST GO BUY MINTS.  THEY'RE LIKE 99 CENTS.


Break Up Song

This couple was together for 5 years, but he wants to have children and she doesn't.  They decided to write a song and make a video to announce to their friends and family that they were breaking up.  Kind of sad...but catchy.